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Help I'm about to die!

Zanix

Diamond Member
I just fell down a flight of stairs and I think both my legs are broken. There were some bottles at the bottom of the staircase that I fell on and there's some glass in my hip and wrists; I'm bleeding quite a bit.

I feel kind of dizzy, but I managed to drag myself into the next room and up into the chair to type.

What should I do?


Edit: for grammr

**UPDATE**

Whew. the smoke faded! things got really "smoky" last night and I fell asleep. I feel... different... today though. The blood spots don't hurt anymore. I can stumble around ok, but strangly enough I think my legs are still broken. I can't feel my pulse, and I have this overwhelming urge to eat brains. Any ideas?

I think somebody upstairs locked me down here. The door is jamed shut.
 
This thread is hilarious!!!

All I see in my head is someone falling down the stairs, and instead of struggling to get to the phone for help, they go on ATOT for advice. 😀
 
Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
QUICK!!!! POST ABOUT IT ON ATOT!!! this should have been your first thought


Oh it was...

indeed it was, I'd never do anything without consulting the mighty ATOT first.
 
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