Some interesting riddles there...
I came up with:
I have many frets but no worries.
I have strings but they are not tied.
Man, i suck, i gotta work on it, only rough draft was due today thankfully...
If anyone thinks of good ones let me know...
By the way i need a 12x burner for my bro for christmas, that iomega (plextor) looks good, could someone direct me to where i can get one for cheap?