almost all of these names suggested are lame, suggesting that the majority of those posting wouldnt know what to do with the item in your pictures.
anyways, i cant really think of a good name right now. usually if i do name my pieces (which i rarely do) it is some kind of inside joke with my friends, which is funnier to me then some stupid play on words that 500 other stoners have thought of.
lastly, hookas look cool, the idea is cool, but what usually happens in that you fight whoever else is on it for the smoke. It basically turns into whoever can suck the hardest =/