I know I know I'm a n00b

But hey, everyone's gotta start somewhere right? I'm just learning all about computers and stuff so forgive my ignorance.
I figured it out tho it's a motherboard (hence "MB" *facepalm*)
I don't have ANYWHERE near the knowledge of most of you guys on this forum so I know I'm a bit out of my league here...I'm mostly here to learn and lean on the community for troubleshooting until I can stand on my own two hemispheres

then I can give back too with some advice after I've done my obligatory fair share of moronic posts and subsequent facepalms
Well at this point it looks like my best option is to either salvage the hardware from my current PC and get a custom one made, or just keep what I have now grin an bear the toss up between performance and quality when gaming and still get a custom one made. Budget isn't really a concern as I have exceptional credit XD and a decent job.
I'm still interested in hearing any other thoughts/suggestions tho. My goal is basically to get something that can easily play pretty much any game at max settings w/60fps &1920x1080. If I can achieve that I'm happy. And of course I'll be learning a whole lot of valuable new things along the way
It seems you have a number of basic questions - you might consider posting in the General Hardware forum with your whole list, as the video card lovers in this forum won't be that focused on all your questions.
To answer a few of them:
(1) You have a CPU compatible with AMD's AM3 motherboard chipset, and AMD3+ is the version that will accept CPUs in yet-to-be-available processor families, such as Piledriver.
(2) Your card is in the 6700 series, but is almost identical to the 5770, and the driver may simply report it as being a 5700. That doesn't mean it isn't working correctly as a 6770, but you might try uninstalling all AMD driver software first and then reinstalling the 6700 drivers. I wouldn't worry too much, though, as the 5770 and 6770 have exactly the same GPU attached to the cards.
(3) Your 5400rpm hard drive is very, very slow, but a 7200rpm drive is only 33% faster (roughly speaking), while an SSD would be an honest 2-3 times faster. In other words, don't buy a new hard drive.
(4) As to your goal of playing all games at 1080p and max settings, well...good luck with that! In brand new games like Battlefield 3, max settings at 1080p require about $700 in video cards, which I'm assuming is about what you paid for your computer. A more realistic goal would be to play all games at your native resolution of 1080p, and go from there. Some will work at medium settings, some high, some max.
Honestly, I think the best thing for you to do is get some experience working on your computer. And to do that, you need a project. Upgrading video cards is the best way to start. Unfortunately, most video cards could tax your power supply or not fit. So that's why I'm going to recommend that you buy the following video card:
Sapphire HD6850:
http://www.newegg.ca/Product/Product...82E16814102908
I've linked to a Canadian source for you. No, this isn't the most cost-effective upgrade, as it's only about 33% faster than your card:
http://www.anandtech.com/bench/Product/296?vs=291
But it will play today's games at more reasonable settings, it requires only one power connection (which you already have on your 6770), and this particular model is only slightly over 8.5" (215mm) long (others are over 9"). That means it will almost certainly fit in your case, as your OEM 6770 should be 210mm long.
Remember, this is not your most
cost-effective upgrade, but it will get you working on your computer, learning how things work, and it's 99% guaranteed to work (ok, maybe 98%).
Don't feel bad, though...long before I was building my own computers (and those for all my friends and family members), I was jamming high-end video cards into cramped Dell desktops, trying to get every last bit of performance out of a computer that was basically locked down, and almost impossible to modify. That's how I found Anandtech back in 2005, and that experience is fundamentally not that different from building your own computer, which you should try some day (and I don't mean ordering a custom computer, by the way, as you won't learn as much from that).
As an aside, I personally wouldn't recommend disassembling your HP to move parts to another case with a new motherboard. I would be concerned about damaging components that weren't made to be easily moved around - the last thing you'd want is to invest in all sorts of new parts only to damage something and have no working computer to turn to.
Anyway, have fun, and good luck!