Help decide our store front sign message.

I work for a small computer repair company. We have a sign out front with 2 lines on each side. I had put up "Dude, we can fix your Dell" on our sign out front. However, our owner decided it wasn't tasteful, since "We are now a Gateway network service provider". I'm not really understanding that, but he's the owner, and what he says goes.

Anywho, I need some creative ideas from you guys on good messages to put up there. Looking for something humorous, and dealing with tech side of things, but anything good will be considered.

Ideas?

 

[notfred]

All your base are belong to us

 

All your base are belong to us

Good for starters, but not many people in the area are going to get that one.

 

[filmmaker]

Helping you "repair" your computer.

*smaller text*

And by "repair", we mean break and then glue back together.

 

[hjo3]

Computer expertise is inversely proportionate to how much one gets laid. Come see our master technicians.

 

[anxi80]

Come In For Your Computer Repair Needs! (and a couple lines down, in smaller text...)

FREE BEER!

 

Computer expertise is inversely proportionate to how much one gets laid. Come see our master technicians.

Indeed...

How about "Get your HL2 source code here!"?

 

[Optimus]

"As Posted on ATOT! ***CONFIRMED!***"

 

[richardycc]

"We are now a Gateway network service provider"

 

[kranky]

Maybe you'll like one of these. A couple of them are actually serious.

Get your PC fixed here, and we'll tell you a story about someone even dumber than you!
Even if you don't know your RAM from your ROM, we'll fix your PC 'cause we're da bomb!
Service rate: $20/hour. If you watch: $30/hour. If you help: $50/hour.
Bring your old PC up to date for half the cost of a new one
Sign up now for our class on how to get free music from the Internet!
Our repair policy: Don't ask, don't tell.
Is your old PC running slow? Bring it back to life with our $25 tuneup.
The megastores are good at selling PCs. We keep them running.
We fix broken cup holders!

 

[moonshinemadness]

'Come in and spend more than your house is worth on things you dont know how to use'

 

Good stuff, keep em' coming!

 

[Tom]

"any" keys, buy one get one free.

 

[lozina]

If we cant fix your PC you can watch us launch it out of a medeival catapult in frustration

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: Dead Parrot Sketch
"any" keys, buy one get one free.

My personal favorite!!!

 

[rh71]

If it ain't broke, give us a minute...

oh wait...

 

[rawoutput]

Get Anal* at xyz computers!

*No matter how well we fix your computer, you can demand more!

 

[kranky]

Couple more...

Is your computer more than a year old? Bring it in for a free safety check BEFORE it bursts into flames.
Free copy of Internet Explorer 6 with every $50 purchase!
Boss on vacation - all repairs 10% off this week only while I'm in charge
Special this week on Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulators
October special - 20% Senior Citizen surcharge

 

[bubbadu]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Computer expertise is inversely proportionate to how much one gets laid. Come see our master technicians.

Indeed...

How about "Get your HL2 source code here!"?

HAHAHA
:beer:
that got a good chuckle out of me

 

Free copy of Internet Explorer 6 with every $50 purchase!

Good one. A nice variation would be:

"Free Windows updates with XP upgrade!"

 

[00Jones]

L337 h4CkER'S

 

[edro]

Have one of our fully nude strippers fix your computer today!

 

[Hossenfeffer]

October special - 20% Senior Citizen surcharge

Hehe.

We're Super! Thanks for Asking!

Don't make baby jesus angry. Come here for your computer repair needs.

 

[Hossenfeffer]

Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger

Mushroom Mushroom

 

Have one of our fully nude strippers fix your computer today!

We used to actually have a couple of Hooters girls that worked here back in the day. They come in every now and then.