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Help decide our store front sign message.

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I work for a small computer repair company. We have a sign out front with 2 lines on each side. I had put up "Dude, we can fix your Dell" on our sign out front. However, our owner decided it wasn't tasteful, since "We are now a Gateway network service provider". I'm not really understanding that, but he's the owner, and what he says goes.

Anywho, I need some creative ideas from you guys on good messages to put up there. Looking for something humorous, and dealing with tech side of things, but anything good will be considered.

Ideas?
 
Helping you "repair" your computer.

*smaller text*

And by "repair", we mean break and then glue back together. 😉
 
Computer expertise is inversely proportionate to how much one gets laid. Come see our master technicians.
 
Computer expertise is inversely proportionate to how much one gets laid. Come see our master technicians.
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Indeed...

How about "Get your HL2 source code here!"?
 
Maybe you'll like one of these. A couple of them are actually serious. 😉

Get your PC fixed here, and we'll tell you a story about someone even dumber than you!
Even if you don't know your RAM from your ROM, we'll fix your PC 'cause we're da bomb!
Service rate: $20/hour. If you watch: $30/hour. If you help: $50/hour.
Bring your old PC up to date for half the cost of a new one
Sign up now for our class on how to get free music from the Internet!
Our repair policy: Don't ask, don't tell.
Is your old PC running slow? Bring it back to life with our $25 tuneup.
The megastores are good at selling PCs. We keep them running.
We fix broken cup holders!
 
Couple more...

Is your computer more than a year old? Bring it in for a free safety check BEFORE it bursts into flames.
Free copy of Internet Explorer 6 with every $50 purchase!
Boss on vacation - all repairs 10% off this week only while I'm in charge
Special this week on Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulators
October special - 20% Senior Citizen surcharge





 
Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Computer expertise is inversely proportionate to how much one gets laid. Come see our master technicians.
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Indeed...

How about "Get your HL2 source code here!"?
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HAHAHA
:beer:
that got a good chuckle out of me 😛
 
Have one of our fully nude strippers fix your computer today!
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We used to actually have a couple of Hooters girls that worked here back in the day. They come in every now and then🙂.
 
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