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PowerEdge 2600: Free Upgrade to an Intel® Xeon? 2.8GHz, 533FSB at a 2.4 price 26285UP [462-2354] 1
Additional Processors: Single Processor Only 1P [311-1193] 2
Operating System: $100 OFF! Windows 2003 Small Business Server, Standard Edition SBS2K3P [462-5468] 11
Memory: 1GB DDR SDRAM (2X512MB) 1GB2D [311-2732] 3
Chassis Style: Tower Chassis Orientation,P2600 TOWER [310-1720] 28
Power Supplies: Redundant Power Supply,PE2600 REDPWR [310-1726] 36
Floppy: 3.5 in, 1.44MB, Floppy Drive FD [340-3640] 10
CD-ROM: 24X IDE CD-ROM CD24X [313-1281] 16
Keyboard: NO KEYBOARD OPTION N [310-3281] 4
Mouse: No Mouse Option N [310-0024] 12
Monitors: No Monitor Option N [320-0058] 5
Documentation: Electronic Documentation,P2600 EDOCS [310-0438] 21
Hardware Support Services: 3Yr BRONZE Support, Next Business Day Onsite, S/W Support BZESWBS [900-1120] [900-1122] [950-0227] [960-1305] 29
Installation Support Services: No Installation NOINSTL [900-9997] 32
Factory Configurations: Drives attached to embedded PERC4/Di, RAID 1, 2 drives required MR1N [340-6471] 27
Primary Controller: PERC4/Di 128MB (2 Internal Channels) - Embedded RAID ROMB128 [340-6467] 9
Cables: Internal/External SCSI Cable SCSICBL [310-0839] 20
BackPlanes: 1X6 Hot-Pluggable Backplane,PE2600 1X6BKPL [311-1839] 18
1st Hard Drive: 36GB 10K RPM Ultra 320 SCSI Hard Drive 3610320 [340-6863] 8
2nd Hard Drive: 36GB 10K RPM Ultra 320 SCSI Hard Drive 3610320 [340-6863] 23
Network Adapters: Intel Pro 1000MT Dual Port Gigabit Network Adapter 1000MDP [430-0560] 13
Purchase Intent: Purchase is not intended for resale. NOT4SEL [462-4506] 138
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-DAGTA