Help! Bug from Hell on porch screen! What is it???

Analog

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The stingers are over 3" long and there are three of them!D:D:

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fixxor

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Holy... I don't know what they are but shouldn't they be dead by now anyways? :twisted:
 

moshquerade

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looks like some horny bee was messing with a grasshopper :eek:

and here i thought the bug i saw last night on my screen door that looked like a slightly opened pea pod with one pea in it was odd.

you won. :p
 

nsafreak

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Killing that with fire isn't going to be enough. Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
 

IronWing

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What tail - you mean the stinger?
It's not a stinger, it is an ovipositor. It is used to lay eggs inside stuff, like its victim's skull.


Ichneumon wasp species are highly diverse, ranging from 3 millimetres (0.12 in) to 130 mm (5.1 in) long. Most are slender, with the females of many species (particularly in the genus Megarhyssa) having an extremely long ovipositor for laying eggs. The female finds a host and lays an egg on, near, or inside the host's body.
 
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PieIsAwesome

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"Upon sensing the vibrations emitted by a wood-boring host, the female wasp will drill her ovipositor into the substrate until it reaches the cavity wherein lies the host. She then injects an egg through the hollow tube into the body cavity. There the egg will hatch and the resulting larva will devour its host before emergence"

"How a female is able to drill with her ovipositor into solid wood is still somewhat of a mystery to science, though it has been found that there is metal (ionized manganese or zinc) in the extreme tip of some species' ovipositors."

". . . the high metal concentrations are not limited to the female's ovipositor as the mandibles of the adult are also hardened with metals and it uses these to chew itself out of the wood."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e2/Dolichomitus_imperator_Oviposition_R_Bartz.jpg


Kill it before its too late.
 

IronWing

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The ovipositor is coated with an anesthetizing compound. Human hosts may not realize that anything has laid eggs inside them until hatching. The only external symptom of implantation is a mosquito bite like reddening and swelling in the area of implantation.











Okay, I just made that part up.
 

Analog

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Okay, so I sprayed it with wasp killer and it keeled over. Here it is in my hand and you can see those three "tails" (not stingers I've been corrected!). Pretty awesome piece of insect - no?

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IronWing

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Okay, so I sprayed it with wasp killer and it keeled over. Here it is in my hand and you can see those three "tails" (not stingers I've been corrected!). Pretty awesome piece of insect - no?
Wasp killer is dermal-sorptive. Your hand is going to be impotent.
 

JPS35

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Now we have to nuke you because you touched it! For Pete's Sake, haven't we learned from Aliens, Zombie flicks, and The Blob that once you confirm it is dead, YOU DON"T TOUCH IT!!!!
 

davmat787

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"Upon sensing the vibrations emitted by a wood-boring host, the female wasp will drill her ovipositor into the substrate until it reaches the cavity wherein lies the host. She then injects an egg through the hollow tube into the body cavity. There the egg will hatch and the resulting larva will devour its host before emergence"

"How a female is able to drill with her ovipositor into solid wood is still somewhat of a mystery to science, though it has been found that there is metal (ionized manganese or zinc) in the extreme tip of some species' ovipositors."

". . . the high metal concentrations are not limited to the female's ovipositor as the mandibles of the adult are also hardened with metals and it uses these to chew itself out of the wood."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e2/Dolichomitus_imperator_Oviposition_R_Bartz.jpg


Kill it before its too late.

What a fascinating insect. The fact that metals end up in the tip of ovipositor to aid in drilling is quite the adaptation. Thanks for the info.

OP, what state are you in where this insect was found?
 

Nebor

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What a fascinating insect. The fact that metals end up in the tip of ovipositor to aid in drilling is quite the adaptation. Thanks for the info.

OP, what state are you in where this insect was found?

So giant versions of these things could penetrate even our best armored fighting vehicles and insert baby giant wasps? We're boned.
 

L00PY

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Okay, so I sprayed it with wasp killer and it keeled over. Here it is in my hand and you can see those three "tails" (not stingers I've been corrected!). Pretty awesome piece of insect - no?[/IMG]
Congratulations! You killed something that consumes just water and nectar as an adult! Hang onto that wasp killer as there may be some butterflies lurking around the corner!
 

davmat787

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So giant versions of these things could penetrate even our best armored fighting vehicles and insert baby giant wasps? We're boned.

Apparently so. If the terrorists ever get hold of this technology, we are really screwed.
 

Red Squirrel

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You need to grind it up with americium 241, put the mixture in a pressure cooker at the highest setting it goes for 3 days, then nuke it from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.