help, bday present for a girl turning 26. I don't know her very well.

[nonameo]

Tampons.

 

[0roo0roo]

rape whistle...

 

[Fayd]

this

 

[Kirby]

If you're not good friends or you don't want to fuck her, nothing.

 

[BoomerD]

If you're not good friends or you don't want to fuck her, nothing.

But, if you DO want to fuck her...or just get to know her better...

Dick in a box.

Seriously, without knowing the girl, it's difficult at best to advise what she'd like...try asking some of the others in the group about her interests.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

rape whistle...

and

dick in a box.

You know, so she'll appreciate it.

 

[dawp]

get her some Thelonious Monk

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss...sprefix=thelon

or some Dave Brubeck

http://www.amazon.com/Time-Out-Dave-...5056961&sr=1-1

Take Five is one of my all time favorite tunes.

 

[bignateyk]

Are you guys all gonna put on birthday hats before you sing happy birthday too?

Wait, I think I found your picture:

 

[brainhulk]

nothing. alpha males need not ponder such feminine things

 

[Numenorean]

Doesn't matter what you get her. You've already helped her move her couch so you've already been friend zoned and will get nothing. You're fucked. But not actually going to be.

 

[chitwood]

give her E.T. for the Atari 2600

 

[brainhulk]

give her E.T. for the Atari 2600

give her your joystick

 

[crashtestdummy]

Give her the herp.

 

[CRXican]

nothing

 

[ss284]

Dick in a book.

 

[Theb]

Don't buy something for her.

 

[whattaguy]

Moby Dick

 

[satyajitmenon]

WTF? Nobodys asked for pics of girl yet?

Oh, and OP, do wine.

 

[Ruptga]

Hitachi Magic Wand

http://www.amazon.com/Vibratex-HV-25.../dp/B00005M1WE

Product features:
...
Non-phallic appearance
...

 

[meltdown75]

give her E.T. for the Atari 2600

great game. so easy to understand and play.

 

[gimmewhitecastles]

need pics of girl to decide what would be a good recommendation.

 

[Barfo]

iPhone 4 and write a poem for her.

 

[gophins72]

wine is the safest bet and classy -- that's appreciated. just find out if she likes red or white.