help a huge chick online wants to ...

[The Stigenator]

meet me in person.. and do me over.. yikes!

we have been talking for quite a while... in the last 2 or 3 weeks she changed from not wanting to meet me cause she has got burned by internet guys, to meeting me.
So tonite I was talking to her and she goes "oh you can ask any question you want I woudlnt mind"
I said fine.. and started with stuff like how big are your feet, how long is your hair etc etc.
nothing sexual.. yet she was getting frustrated cause she wanted me to ask something sexual... well finally I did.

Now comes the worst part, cyber sex.. never done any of it. She knows I am a virgin.. and now is threatning to tear that away from me.. I dont want to do it with her.[edited out some controversial text]
We were to go for a movie.. and I will keep my word on that.. but how do I keep her out of my pants.

TGG

 

[MccS]

tell her/it you're gay.

 

[Ameesh]

just be straight with her, tell her your gonna goto seminary and become a monk.

 

[The Stigenator]

telling her I am gay wont help.. knowing her she would want me to convert from being gay to tasting "heterosexuality"

 

[Zim Hosein]

<< tell her/it you're gay. >>




The_good_guy, why not just tell her the truth, you don't want to have sex yet, just don't make any comments about her being "big boned."

 

[BruinEd03]

<< meet me in person.. and do me over.. yikes!

we have been talking for quite a while... in the last 2 or 3 weeks she changed from not wanting to meet me cause she has got burned by internet guys, to meeting me.
So tonite I was talking to her and she goes "oh you can ask any question you want I woudlnt mind"
I said fine.. and started with stuff like how big are your feet, how long is your hair etc etc.
nothing sexual.. yet she was getting frustrated cause she wanted me to ask something sexual... well finally I did.

Now comes the worst part, cyber sex.. never done any of it. She knows I am a virgin.. and now is threatning to tear that away from me.. I dont want to do it with a 300 pound chicke..

We were to go for a movie.. and I will keep my word on that.. but how do I keep her out of my pants.

TGG >>



Ever seen the movie "Loser"? She has a hot friend i'm seeing but she'll leave if Big Bertha doesn't get some action...take one for the team buddy

-Ed

 

[GhettoFob]

bring a paper bag? actually a garbage bag might be a better idea

 

[gopunk]

i hate to say it, but i think you need a chastity belt.

seriously, if it really bugs you, just tell her you're not ready for a relationship. of course, you mean "i'm not ready for a relationship.... with *you*", but you can leave that last part out

 

[AdamDuritz99]

uhh, just tell her you don't want to. Seems simple enough. if you she can't respect that then she's no good in the first place

peace
sean

 

[Grunt03]

Just tell her you are not ready right now, at least until your last series of shots.

Since she means nonething to you but a net friend, tell her the truth
you want to wait and when you do it that you want a skinney girl

 

[The Stigenator]

oh she knows I am not ready for a relatinoship... but she wants just a good bang.. and steal my virginity while at it.

 

[GhettoFob]

better yet you could find tony robbins and see her inner beauty a la shallow hal

 

[gopunk]

<< oh she knows I am not ready for a relatinoship... but she wants just a good bang.. and steal my virginity while at it. >>



meh, then tell her you're not ready to lose it! goddamn, be a man and stand up for yourself!

 

[OS]

I'd be careful, I had a similar situation and the girl ended up stalking me when I wouldn't shack up with her. Except in my case, she was a fairly normal looking/sized girl.

 

[AdamDuritz99]

<<

meh, then tell her you're not ready to lose it! goddamn, be a man and stand up for yourself! >>



LOL!!!
you just told him to be a Man and don't have sex. Seems a little funny to me.

peace
sean

 

[gopunk]

<< I'd be careful, I had a similar situation and the girl ended up stalking me when I wouldn't shack up with her. Except in my case, she was a fairly normal looking/sized girl. >>



i had a less than average girl do that to me. it's freaky. you can't let it go too far, or you'll end up calling the police (my friend did that after this girl threatened to kill a large number of mutual acquaintances) or worse.

 

[The Stigenator]

oh thank god..she says she has a current bf..
this will be my day

 

[dwil]

Tell her you are waiting for Marriage. Then scream RAPE if she starts the touchy feely.

 

[boyRacer]

thats scary... and you're too nice.

 

[weeeplop]

she says she has a bf .. and she wants to bang you? did she say these things to you .. or are you letting ur imagination run wild?

 

[RoninRXN]

<< bring a paper bag? actually a garbage bag might be a better idea >>



Double...er...trip...er...40bagger.

Anyways, the best way comes from a man we all know and admire...Homer Simpson.

"Dear baby, welcome to Dumpsville! Population: You.

...P.S. I am gay."

 

[gopunk]

<< oh thank god..she says she has a current bf..
this will be my day >>



don't let your guard down, it could be a ploy. i am not joking... why did she want you to ask her something sexual? why does she want to meet you (i'm sure you're a nice person and all...)? i think she has ulterior motives.

 

[The Stigenator]

<< she says she has a bf .. and she wants to bang you? did she say these things to you .. or are you letting ur imagination run wild? >>



nope my imagination isnt running wild.. the thought isnt just there.

apparently her bf is like 100 miles away and they dotn see each other often.

 

[mztykal]

Take a twelve pack with you. Preferably something strong. Maybe after a few she'll start to look better.

 

[weeeplop]

then dont even go with her to the movies.. tell her there is a reason why the guys ditch you.. cause ur being psychotic.. stop it..

yeah.. i think ur being a lil too nice..