Ornery - "fence sitting soccer mom"!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?
you mean there's MORE than just me??? Awwwwwww, and I probably missed the group hug, drat it all...
I don't even know where to begin to tell you how irking that phraseology is, so I'm not going to.

Just be aware that I held you in high esteem for your almost always creative and inspiring posts, and am thoroughly disappointed to find you wallowing in pedestrian stereotyping clichés. Bah humbug.
Errr...and NEENER, too.
(Think I'll go tear up my Young Republicans card and go find a PETA/Greenpeace meeting...sheeesh.)