Hello.......... my name is Aquaman..........

[Aquaman]

and I am a Salsaholic

Love me the Salsa

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[BigJ]

Your superpowers suck, Aquaman.

 

[moshquerade]

Salsa is now the number one condiment in America.
You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do
you have any salsa?" "We need more salsa." "Where is the salsa? No salsa?"

 

[PingSpike]

I thought your super power was butt peeing.

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
I thought your super power was butt peeing.

Only the ladies

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[rivan]

"Salsa shark."

 

[Jeeebus]

Giant sent us a coupon for free salsa and tortillas.

I :heart: Giant

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
Salsa is now the number one condiment in America.
You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do
you have any salsa?" "We need more salsa." "Where is the salsa? No salsa?"

Saaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllsssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
Salsa is now the number one condiment in America.
You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do
you have any salsa?" "We need more salsa." "Where is the salsa? No salsa?"

Seinfeld lives on!

 

[Tremulant]

salsa the condiment or salsa the dance?

 

[meltdown75]

You mean salsa dancing, right?

<Duke Nukem> Shake it baby! </Duke Nukem>

 

[leftyman]

french onion dip FTW

Cheers,
Leftyman

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
Salsa is now the number one condiment in America.
You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do
you have any salsa?" "We need more salsa." "Where is the salsa? No salsa?"

I am glad you posted this because i would have!

 

[alm99]

thin and watery or thick and chucky?

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: Tremulant
salsa the condiment or salsa the dance?

Why can't we have both

salsa the dance in left hand.......... salsa the condiment in the right hand........ now put them together

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: Aquaman

Originally posted by: Tremulant
salsa the condiment or salsa the dance?

Why can't we have both

salsa the dance in left hand.......... salsa the condiment in the right hand........ now put them together

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: alm99
thin and watery or thick and chucky?

I like it chunky

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: Aquaman

Originally posted by: alm99
thin and watery or thick and chucky?

I like it chunky

Cheers,
Aquaman

I bet you do..

Cheers,
Leftyman

 

[Zolty]

Don't you have some magazines to scan?

Cheers,
Z

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Aquaman

Originally posted by: PingSpike
I thought your super power was butt peeing.

Only the ladies

Cheers,
Aquaman

I was only dressed like a lady, and it seemed to be close enough...

 

[swtethan]

the green lantern has better powers

 

[Aquaman]

These are my powers

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Aquaman]

Everyone put one on

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: Aquaman
Everyone put one on

Cheers,
Aquaman

Ridiculous!

 

[Aquaman]

"Pour Some Salsa On Me"

Step inside, walk this way
You and me babe, Hey, hey!

Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?
Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light
Television lover, baby, go all night
Sometime, anytime, salsa me sweet
Little miss ah innocent salsa me, yeah

Hey!
C'mon, take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up

Pour some salsa on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some salsa on me
C'mon fire me up
Pour your salsa on me
Oh, I can't get enough

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet yeah

Listen! red light, yellow light, green-a-light go!
Crazy little woman in a one man show
Mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love
Sweet dream, saccharine, loosen up

You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little
Tease a little more
Easy operator come a knockin' on my door
Sometime, anytime, salsa me sweet
Little miss innocent salsa me, yeah

Take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up

Pour some salsa on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some salsa on me
C'mon fire me up
Pour your salsa on me
Oh, I can't get enough

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet yeah

[guitar solo]

You got the peaches, I got the cream
Sweet to taste, saccharine
'Cos I'm hot, say what, sticky sweet
From my head, my head, to my feet

Do you take salsa? one lump or two?

Take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up

Pour some salsa on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some salsa on me
C'mon fire me up
Pour your salsa on me
Oh, I can't get enough
Pour some salsa on me
Oh, in the name of love
Pour some salsa on me
Get it, come get it
Pour your salsa on me
Ooh
Pour some salsa on me
Yeah! Salsa me!