Hello, how are you?

[Perknose]

Pup, I started out just greeting your greeting and riffing with you on the Dodgers.

Then you started with:

The ADD peeps who control our lives decided they had enough fun with my butthole and gave back my rightful access to these forums.

Nothing personal to the peeps who have been playing with my sphincter for the last few months, of course.

Still thought you were riffing in fun and I riffed in fun along, only responding each time you upped the ante.

Go back read it all, man, everyone here can.

So, it's all in fun until you decide for some reason it's not. Can you really only dish it out but not take it?

Can you really say:

You didn't find me accomodating by trying to wipe you from my ass with toilet paper?

But not take the response?

Seriously.

 

[Perknose]

Ya know dickface, I mean perknose, you really are a standup guy and I am probably the only person at TFNN who defends you, except maybe for your buttbuddy Red and we all know which way he swings.

Please don't take your ball and go home.

 

[Dirigible]

Not this beautiful being again.

 

[Ruptga]

That didn't take long :\

 

[paulney]

First page, and HP already has his panties in a twist.

 

[shortylickens]

It wont last.
You'll call Red Dawn a lovely human and get banned tonight.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Please don't take your ball and go home.

WTF? I thought we were having fun tossing the ball back and forth. Be honest, how many members have the balls to get in your face as a member? My balls clang when I walk and I wouldn't have it any other way.

I realize you enjoy being thought of as a hardass, but I suspect you may have been involved in pulling my chestnuts out of the fire at least once.

Can we hug this out?

 

[gaidensensei]

 

[Perknose]

WTF? I thought we were having fun tossing the ball back and forth. Be honest, how many members have the balls to get in your face as a member? My balls clang when I walk and I wouldn't have it any other way.

I realize you enjoy being thought of as a hardass, but I suspect you may have been involved in pulling my chestnuts out of the fire at least once.

Can we hug this out?

Keep the insults creative and appropriate and SURE.

But when you suddenly get all butthurt and unfunny and bitter, you lose and look bad and not just in my eyes, Pup.

I thought we were playing and all of sudden you went angry and south.

I'll just chalk this up to opening night jitters.

It happens.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

Your words.

 

[Perknose]

It wont last.
You'll call Red Dawn a lovely human and get banned tonight.

Nah. If there ever was a guy secure in his masculinity it's Red. Just ask his wife! And his mistress! And his other mistress!

Oops, my bad, Red!

 

[yh125d]

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

Your words.

I once had a dream of me fighting two 80 year old dudes in my front lawn. It turned into a knife fight too



A butter knife fight



That dream was weird...

 

[Perknose]

I once had a dream of me fighting two 80 year old dudes in my front lawn. It turned into a knife fight too



A butter knife fight



That dream was weird...

Admit it, you soiled your sheets in nocturnal ecstasy, didn't you?

 

[HappyPuppy]

It wouldn't take more than one 80 year old with a walker and sucking on an oxygen tank to put the fear of god/death/pain into the vast majority of the limp wristed kiddies who post on ATOT.

Both of my grandmas died in their 90's and could have put most of them down with one evil look.

I chortle and guffaw at the loafer wearing ATOTers who prance about proclaiming their masculinity.

 

[yh125d]

Admit it, you soiled your sheets in nocturnal ecstasy, didn't you?

Nah, it was just frustrating as hell. Yaknow how in dreams you're often really weak or slow or whatever? It took all I had to keep those old timers from taking me down and shoving werthers originals down my throat (in before lemonparty joke)





Actually one of them looked kinda like you

 

[Perknose]

Actually one of them looked kinda like you

I'll take that as a frank admission you did jizz your jammies.

Was Mom mad on laundry day? Did she take your Power Rangers action set away? Did you cry?

Oh, what am I saying, OF COURSE you cried!

Well, son, you just march up to those mean kids who make fun of your . . . dreams . . . and your . . . fashion forward flair and tell them it's NOT a choice, you were born that way, k?

Looks like you'll soon be able to serve openly in the army!

Group showers! Yay!


Oh, and the reason you're weak and slow so often in your dreams is because you're weak and slow in real life!

Mom says you're special, I know, but weak and slow it is!

 

[HappyPuppy]

I'll take that as a frank admission you did jizz your jammies.

Was Mom mad on laundry day? Did she take your Power Rangers action set away? Did you cry?

Oh, what am I saying, OF COURSE you cried!

Well, son, you just march up to those mean kids who make fun of your . . . dreams . . . and your . . . fashion forward flair and tell them it's NOT a choice, you were born that way, k?

Looks like you'll soon be able to serve openly in the army!

Group showers! Yay!

Whoa, dude, wasn't that a bit harsh? Just because he fingers his butthole and the sucks his finger is no reason to imply that he is infected with the gay.

I have no problem with sharing a foxhole with a i love you, but I draw the line at sharing my sleeping bag.

Wait! What were we talking about?

 

[yh125d]

I'll take that as a frank admission you did jizz your jammies.

Was Mom mad on laundry day? Did she take your Power Rangers action set away? Did you cry?

Oh, what am I saying, OF COURSE you cried!

Well, son, you just march up to those mean kids who make fun of your . . . dreams . . . and your . . . fashion forward flair and tell them it's NOT a choice, you were born that way, k?

Looks like you'll soon be able to serve openly in the army!

Group showers! Yay!


Oh, and the reason you're weak and slow so often in your dreams is because you're weak and slow in real life!

Mom says you're special, I know, but weak and slow it is!

Ha! Try again old timer, I've never had a wet dream, much less one about you!

http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=29740403&postcount=10

Though my mom did take away my power ranger pajamas once ;_;

 

[yh125d]

Whoa, dude, wasn't that a bit harsh? Just because he fingers his butthole and the sucks his finger is no reason to imply that he is infected with the gay.

I have no problem with sharing a foxhole with a i love you, but I draw the line at sharing my sleeping bag.

Wait! What were we talking about?

Don't ask, don't tell bro. What happens in my foxhole stays in my foxhole

 

[HappyPuppy]

Don't ask, don't tell bro. What happens in my foxhole stays in my foxhole

Fortunately it will be at least six years before you are old enough to volunteer for the armed forces. In the meantime may I suggest you get a firm grasp on the ABC's and 1,2, 3's.

 

[Perknose]

I've never had a wet dream...

Well, then, you're going to notice some profound physical and emotional changes, soon, Billy!

That Justin Beiber crush is probably just a phase!

Tell me, do you like gladiator movies?

 

[Perknose]

What happens in my foxhole stays in my foxhole

And by "foxhole" you mean . . .? :sneaky:

 

[HappyPuppy]

And by "foxhole" you mean . . .? :sneaky:

That's some funny shit!

 

[yh125d]

Fortunately it will be at least six years before you are old enough to volunteer for the armed forces. In the meantime may I suggest you get a firm grasp on the ABC's and 1,2, 3's.

My brother keeps trying to get me to join the air force. One of his best AF friends is the epitome of "promiscuous gay male"


*b-but... I dont wanna pick up the soap!"

 

[yh125d]

Well, then, you're going to notice some profound physical and emotional changes, soon, Billy!

That Justin Beiber crush is probably just a phase!

Tell me, do you like gladiator movies?

Justin Bieber/Aaron Carter/Hanson 4 lyfe




Gladiator movies? Sure!
http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsC/34839-24800.gif

And by "foxhole" you mean . . .? :sneaky:

You ask too many questions, dont ruin the mystery!