Hehe Owned!

[Brutuskend]

A college student at a recent USC football game challenged a senior citizen sitting next to him, saying it was impossible for their generation to understand his. "You grew up in a different world," the student said.... loud enough for the whole crowd to hear.

"Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, man has walked on the Moon, our spaceships have visited Mars, we even have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing, and, uh.."

Taking advantage of a pause in the student's litany, the geezer said, "You're right. We didn't have those things when we were young; so we invented them, you little shit! What the hell are YOU doing for the next generation??"

 

[bradruth]

Meh.

 

[AreaCode707]

Ouch! 8/10, with two points off for the pang of hearing the truth.

 

[her209]

Trojwned!

 

[Dr. Detroit]

.01/10 Said way too many other ways to even be remotely funny

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: Fmr12B
.01/10 Said way too many other ways to even be remotely funny

Who said it was supposed to BE funny?

 

[tami]

that student is going to find a cure for cancer.

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: tami
that student is going to find a cure for furry palms.

 

[NiKeFiDO]

yay for old men and their wise ways.
now if only they can stop bitching and moaning, the gen before them im sure complained about their new bahavior.
every generation does against the one prior to it.

 

[Drift3r]

So where is the punch line ?

 

[amol]

Originally posted by: Drift3r
So where is the punch line ?

 

[illustri]

yea thats good and all, but the next day the kid'll be screwing drunk college girls and living some of the best years of his life and the geezer will be dead

/is it weird to think of dead geezers while you're screwing a drunk college girl?

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: illustri
is it weird to think of dead geezers while you're screwing a drunk college girl?

Only if you're doing it to speed up the process.

 

[illustri]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: illustri
is it weird to think of dead geezers while you're screwing a drunk college girl?

Only if you're doing it to speed up the process.

rats, next you'll be telling me its wrong to have to kill a small animal to get an erection

 

[Malak]

10/10 because the point is driven home by the fact that some people here didn't get it.

 

[nycxandy]

:thumbsup::thumbsup: / :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[jurzdevil]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: Fmr12B
.01/10 Said way too many other ways to even be remotely funny

Who said it was supposed to BE funny?

well seeing as you are the "jester" and my impression of a jester is purely from the movies i think we all demand that your every post be gutbustingly hilarious or the king (aka ATOT) will say off with his head and the next jester will be ushered in.

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: Amol

Originally posted by: Drift3r
So where is the punch line ?

 

[Mr. Lennon]

Originally posted by: her209
Trojwned!

 

[gutharius]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
A college student at a recent USC football game challenged a senior citizen sitting next to him, saying it was impossible for their generation to understand his. "You grew up in a different world," the student said.... loud enough for the whole crowd to hear.

"Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, man has walked on the Moon, our spaceships have visited Mars, we even have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing, and, uh.."

Taking advantage of a pause in the student's litany, the geezer said, "You're right. We didn't have those things when we were young; so we invented them, you little shit! What the hell are YOU doing for the next generation??"

Touche!

 

[packmule]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Talk about the greatest generation.

 

[StrangerGuy]

meh.

 

[DivideBYZero]

0ld0Wn3d!