Hehe...Funny Simpsons Quote

[Josh]

Was watching some Simpsons...funny quote:

Flanders on recieving a wood horse: "Now whenever people get wood, they'll think of Trojans"

 

[axelfox]

Homer: "Oh Side SHOW Bob"

 

[Vinny N]

Not bad, I think that might even work on Son of the Beach.

 

[NeoMadHatter]

from a few days ago. and it was a re-run.

Homer: "Three simple words. I am gay."

 

[Josh]

Originally posted by: NeoMadHatter
from a few days ago. and it was a re-run.

Homer: "Three simple words. I am gay."

haha reminds me of that other homer quote "U R Gay! BWHAHAHAH!..."

 

[JimmyEatWorld]

Marge: "he prefers the company of meeeen"
Homer: "ha, who doesn't?"

 

[Anubis]

The goggles they do nothing

 

[spanky]

what show was this? man i haven't watched the simpsons for the longest time

 

[Fritzo]

Mr. Burns: "I'll think that you'll find that the human heart is the strongest muscule in the body..."
Homer: "What about the wiener? I saw a guy on TV lift a can of paint with his once."

That would have been 4x as funny had I not been watching that episode with my 6 year old daughter

 

[Josh]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Mr. Burns: "I'll think that you'll find that the human heart is the strongest muscule in the body..."
Homer: "What about the wiener? I saw a guy on TV lift a can of paint with his once."

That would have been 4x as funny had I not been watching that episode with my 6 year old daughter

Damn that sucks :Q

 

[Deeko]

homer: chop chop, dig dig
marge: you know homer, there is so much more 2 wives can do for you...
homer: i hear digging, but i don't hear chopping.

 

[Josh]

Originally posted by: Deeko
homer: chop chop, dig dig
marge: you know homer, there is so much more 2 wives can do for you...
homer: i hear digging, but i don't hear chopping.

LOL Deeko, that quote in your sig is probably my all-time fav of most simpsons quotes.

 

[Deeko]

haha yea I love it...best quote ever.

 

[Josh]

Akira: We learn karate, so that we need never use it.
Bart: Um, excuse me, sir. I already know how not to hit a guy.
Can we break out the nunchucks?
Akira: Ah yes, the impetuousness of youth. For now, let us read...
Bart: Akira, my good man, when do we break block of ice with our heads?
Akira: First, you must fill you head with wisdom, then you can hit ice with it.
Bart: Yo, sensei. Can I go to the bathroom?
Akira: You can if you believe you can.
Bart: [leaving] Pay money to read books, pffft. The hell with this!
-- Karate school

 

[HiTek21]

best simpson quote is in my sig =P

 

[Brutuskend]

"Now whenever people get wood, they'll think of Trojans"

I think the actual quote was.

"From now on thoughout history whenever people get wood, they'll think of Trojans"

Close though!

 

[Sluggo]

See my sig, its from the episode where flanders opens the Bible park in Marge's honor.

 

[NewSc2]

ralphie: hello supernintendo chalmers!

 

[geno]

Sex jokes in the Simpsons = not teh funny....

I prefer the older "I am so smart - S-M-R-T" kinda humor.

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: Sluggo
See my sig, its from the episode where flanders opens the Bible park in Marge's honor.

I'm sure that by "Marge" you meant "Maude"

 

[Josh]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

"Now whenever people get wood, they'll think of Trojans"

I think the actual quote was.

"From now on thoughout history whenever people get wood, they'll think of Trojans"

Close though!

Bah, whatever, you damn Simpsons nerd

 

[PsychoAndy]

I love their clothing jokes....

"Do you hate pants?"

"These cotton poly blends are so comfortable..."

Burlesque house woman: "Are you wearing a grocery bag?"
Homer: "I have misplaced my pants"

-PAB

 

[brunswickite]

i was saying booooo-urns

 

[Josh]

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy
I love their clothing jokes....

"Do you hate pants?"

"These cotton poly blends are so comfortable..."

Burlesque house woman: "Are you wearing a grocery bag?"
Homer: "I have misplaced my pants"

-PAB

ROFL! I remember that, Homer's wearing a "WELCOME" mat. Lol, "I seem to have misplaced my pants."

 

[brunswickite]

that was the best episode of ippy and tippy i have ever seen Homer.
- Ned Flanders