Hehe, Charles Manson sings! "Garbage Dump" *@#*$%^*& Added another wacky audio clip, National Lampoons "Deteriorata"

[Slacker]

Back in '91~'92 I heard this on a late night radio show that played all kinds of off the wall sh!t, I recorded part of one program but dont have a way to get it from the cassette tape into my computer.

This is one of the songs they played on that show, it is Charle Manson singing about his garbage dump........... "Garbage Pickers Of America" right click save as.


Here is another one, this is Jack Klugman and Tony Randal (the odd couple) singing "You're So Vain"

http://www.franklarosa.com/vinyl/AudioPlay.jsp?File=OddCouple_YoureSoVain.rm

If any one knows how to save that .rm link let me know, I want to archive it for posterity :laugh:

 

[Slacker]

:crickets(


This link has a clip of the quote in my sig, it is another one from the radio show mentioned above.

I never knew who it was speaking but it always gave me chills to hear it, it is about 4 minutes in if you want to skip ahead but the whole thing is pretty interesting

NPR JONESTOWN ANNIVERSARY feed, with audio of Jim Jones preaching.

I had to edit it to fit in my sig but here is the full text as I found it, it is a transcript of the audio in the link above

Jim Jones: "Please don't give in to "Hate is your Enemy". Love has practically caused me to just get you destroyed. If I had hated a little more, just a little more, we woulda had just a little less trouble. If I look at my thought specifically, sure you got love PRINCIPLE. But don't say "Hate is my enemy,"what's that saying, what's that words? "Hate is mine and I got to fight it day and night and want never to have felt the Lie."
"Love is the Only Weapon" SH!T. BULLSH!T.
Martin Luther King died with love! Kennedy died talking about something he couldn't even understand, some kind of generalised love! And he never even backed it up..he was shot down! BULLSH!T, ?Love is the only weapon with which I got to fight?. I've got a hell of a lot of weapons to fight! I got my claws, I got cutlasses, I got guns, I got dynamite, I got a hell of a lot of fight!
I'll fight! I'll fight! I will fight! I will fight! I will fight! I will fight!
Like the fury in the Night!
Hell yes we'll fight!
Let the night roar with it!
Let the night roar.
They know we mean it! WE'LL KILL THEM IF THEY COME!"

 

[nakedfrog]

I've got 11 of Manson's songs. Interesting stuff...

 

[Slacker]

So you've heard this one before? what are the others about?

When I was searching for it I found a lot of stories about manson and apparently he used the term garbage dump to refer to people, like certain people were a garbage dump......

 

[nakedfrog]

Some is just plain rock style stuff, some is drug-fueled babbling.

 

[Slacker]

:laugh: Here is "Deteriorata" http://www.lulu.com/items/volume_1/1100...eview/National_Lampoon-Deteriorata.mp3 a spoof of some famous poem :roll:

Go placidly amid the noise & waste, & remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons unless you are in need of sleep.
Rotate your tires.
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself and heed well their advice even though they be turkeys; know what to kiss and when.
Consider that two wrongs never make a right but that three do.
Whenever possible, put people on hold.
Be comforted that in the face of all aridity & disillusionment and despite the changing fortunes of time, there is always a big fortune in computer maintenance.
Remember the Pueblo.
Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate.
Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs, especially with those persons closest to you. That lemon on your left, for instance.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet.
Fall not in love therefore; it will stick to your face.
Gracefully surrender the things of youth, birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan, and let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Hire people with hooks.
For a good time, call 606-4311, ask for Ken.
Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting enough cheese, and reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Milwaukee.
You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to be here, and whether you can hear it or not, the universe is laughing behind your back.
Therefore make peace with your God whatever you conceive him to be: Hairy Thunderer or Cosmic Muffin.
With all its hopes, dreams, promises, & urban renewal, the world continues to deteriorate.
Give up.

By Tony Hendra Found in an old National Lampoon: Dated 1972

 

[Slacker]

Dr. Clap anyone? :laugh: http://freespace.virgin.net/stephen.theobald/sendfordrclap.wma