Heff selling Playboy???

[Jokersmoker]

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Hugh may be selling it to Virgin,get it ? Playboy, Virgin? nyuk nyuk.

Jokersmoker

 

[Slick5150]

Yeah, the empire isn't what it once was with all the porn on the internet easily accessible. Plus he wants it in good hands, and Richard Branson is the kind of bazillionaire cut from the same cloth as Hef.

 

[TridenT]

He is going to die soon... He needs to sell it.

Maybe I should get the lovely ladies he has?

 

[Rockinacoustic]

Originally posted by: TridenTBoy3555

Maybe I should get the lovely ladies he has?

um, no.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: Slick5150
Yeah, the empire isn't what it once was with all the porn on the internet easily accessible. Plus he wants it in good hands, and Richard Branson is the kind of bazillionaire cut from the same cloth as Hef.

They're still selling 3 million copies a month. You should be able to make a profit selling 3 million of anything a month.

 

[RadiclDreamer]

Originally posted by: TridenTBoy3555
He is going to die soon... He needs to sell it.

Maybe I should get the lovely ladies he has?

They dont date minors

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: RadiclDreamer

Originally posted by: TridenTBoy3555
He is going to die soon... He needs to sell it.

Maybe I should get the lovely ladies he has?

They dont date minors

They only date the elderly.

 

[CRXican]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: Slick5150
Yeah, the empire isn't what it once was with all the porn on the internet easily accessible. Plus he wants it in good hands, and Richard Branson is the kind of bazillionaire cut from the same cloth as Hef.

They're still selling 3 million copies a month. You should be able to make a profit selling 3 million of anything a month.

seriously

they can't pay those girls that much

 

[Dirigible]

Jokersmoker! WOOT!

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: Newbian

Originally posted by: RadiclDreamer

Originally posted by: TridenTBoy3555
He is going to die soon... He needs to sell it.

Maybe I should get the lovely ladies he has?

They dont date minors

They only date the elderly.

False.
They only date millionaires.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: Newbian

Originally posted by: RadiclDreamer

Originally posted by: TridenTBoy3555
He is going to die soon... He needs to sell it.

Maybe I should get the lovely ladies he has?

They dont date minors

They only date the elderly.

False.
They only date millionaires.

Very true. However, there's one thing that I just_don't_understand. NO pussy is worth that kind of money.

Bimbo? Bimbette? (under 22 y.o. bimbo) sure...it all looks great, especially with the fake tits, fake cheekbones, fake lips, liposuction, fake tan and peroxide blond hair-do. But to PAY that kind of money (give her the car, the free trips, free drugs, clothes etc) for PUSSY? Pussy can be had for free. And good looking pussy at that.

Personally, I enjoy seeing the stereotypical 30-year old stripper/bunny/"actress" who's all washed up and used up at the ripe old age of 30...and they just don't know what to do. No real, verifiable WORK experience, no skills (blowjobs don't count) and now that they're of no use to the adult entertainment industry...they have to sling hash at Denny's and can't afford "that cute Prada bag" anymore.

It pleases me to see women that used their young bodies and good looks to get ahead (+1 for head reference), totally hopeless. I look forward to seeing this latest crop of whores on the skids.

Oh, um...back OT in OT...it's sad to see Hef go. The new owners of the Playboy copyright will immediately stop printing the magazine and move to an online mag. And roughly 15 months later, Playboy will cease to exist, unfortunately.

And that's the way it is and will be.