HEAVEN or HELL ?

[Random Variable]

heck

 

[Geekbabe]

<<

<< with all the types from here trying to get into heaven it'll be as bad as opening nite at LOTR... thanks but no thanks


I think I'll head south, I like warm weather and look good dressed in red >>



whats that supposed to mean?
baffled it seems lately every second post of yours has some geek bashing in it...

it was funny the first time but after a while the smilies don't cover it up.

geeks unite! >>




who said I was bashing geeks ?


btw, picture the sight of thousands of ATOT users dressed as hobbits and the like crowding the gates of heaven... that made me smile and that's why I posted as I did.

 

[jpsj82]

<< For the sake of this poll assuming there is a Heaven/Hell-based Afterlife for all, where do you think you're headed...

...Heaven or Hell?

<- Hell >>

Don't be so hard on yourself. Assuming that there is a heaven or hell, I think I would be going to Heaven, at least I hope.

 

[docmanhattan]

<< It'd be helpful to see what people think the criteria is to go to heaven or hell. I voted heaven, and my criteria is having a relationship with Jesus Christ, not lifestyle. (IMO, trying to live a good life automatically follows the relationship) >>



Bingo! I agree with HotChic. I voted Heaven and that's because I believe Jesus Christ died for us, but I'm sure other's disagree.

 

[Kipper]

CoolTech2K, just a quick note: it's "atheist" and not

<< Athiast >>

...

Anyway, off to hell to meet geniuses like Nietzsche, Einstein...Socrates...Plato...

Assuminga Heaven/Hell afterlife in the Judeo-Christian tradition, obviously.

 

[Novgrod]

If there's a hell, then it's possible to do something in this life--of which you control maybe 40%, the other 60% being circumstances--that is so awful as to prevent entrance into heaven.

Not only this, your feeble mortal mind isn't capable of understanding the consequences.

So here are my two solutions: 1) everybody goes to heaven, no questions asked.
2) heaven/hell is more like a banquet table, where the really good people are livin' it up, and the not so grand people aren't doing so well. If you were in the middle, your afterlife is near the middle.

So there will have been, by the time I die, some 7+ billion people who have died before me. let's say that person A is the worst person ever to have gotten into heaven. That means that there was someone for all intents and purposes (circa 1/7 000 000 000 difference) exactly the same, and yet one person gets eternal goodness and the other eternal damnation?

I hope that's not so likely

 

[Brutuskend]

Three guys die and go to hell.
Bob, Bill, and Ted (a ATOT'er and LOTR fan)

The devil is showing them around, and they come up to a closed door.

Opening the door the devil shows BOB a real ugly woman behind it.

"BOB, you have led a very wicked life, you will spend eternity behind this door!"

BOB, screaming, is tossed in.

Continuing along, they come to another door. Opening it reveals the UGLIEST woman imaginable, 7 feet tall covered with sparse matted hair, etc..

"Bill, you have led a VERY evil wand wicked life. You will spend eternity behind this door!"

"Bill, screaming, is tossed in!"

Further along they come to another door.
Opening the door reveals Baffled2.

Ted thinks ALL RIGHT, I'm getting LUCKY this isn't so bad!!!

The devil continues.

"Baffled 2, you have led a VERY wicked life........."

 

[Geekbabe]

<< Three guys die and go to hell.
Bob, Bill, and Ted (a ATOT'er and LOTR fan)

The devil is showing them around, and they come up to a closed door.

Opening the door the devil shows BOB a real ugly woman behind it.

"BOB, you have led a very wicked life, you will spend eternity behind this door!"

BOB, screaming, is tossed in.

Continuing along, they come to another door. Opening it reveals the UGLIEST woman imaginable, 7 feet tall covered with sparse matted hair, etc..

"Bill, you have led a VERY evil wand wicked life. You will spend eternity behind this door!"

"Bill, screaming, is tossed in!"

Further along they come to another door.
Opening the door reveals Baffled2.

Ted thinks ALL RIGHT, I'm getting LUCKY!!!

The devil continues.

"Baffled 2, you have led a VERY wicked life........."

>>






Rotflmao !!!! very funny

 

[yakko]

Which ever way you are going I do sell luxury travel packages to your destination.

 

[spaceman]

i thought this was a guilty gear x thread.

 

[HappyFace]

Can I go get some ice cream instead?

 

[xirtam]

John 14:6

 

[b0mbrman]

<< If a person really thinks they'd go to hell why are they living that way? >>



That's exactly what I was gonna say...

 

[TheOmegaCode]

Some religions believe that everyone that goes to heaven becomes a god themselves... I like to believe I will be the devil of one of those worlds...

 

[Wellcky]

Hell, becasue I'm afraid of heights!

 

[ThaGrandCow]

<< If a person really thinks they'd go to hell why are they living that way? I don't believe in either one but I live my life such that if there is both I'd be more likely to get the heaven choice. >>



Well I don't personally believe in heaven/hell so I'm not too worried about living to get into either of the two. That doesn't mean that I'm out killing and raping people, but from what my parents chose to impose on me when I was younger I would probably be going to hell if it were real.

 

[gopunk]

heaven, since i am not a bad person, and i believe that if there was a god, he'd be semi-intelligent.