Speaking of picking up stuff you don't want to, we had this old Lapel mic at church that was often used for weddings or other situations where the person needing it is not just behind the pulpit. So there was this wedding, and then the lapel started picking up transports or taxis or something. I kept having to turn it off but then nobody heard the preacher doing the vows.
It kinda went like this:
"[name], do you accept this lovely bride as your wife?"
"PSSSSSHSHS 10-4 roger that"
After the wedding was over we had a good laugh, because the preacher caught on too on what was going on and why I kept turning him off.
We got a newer lapel not too long ago, it works at a different frequency. So far so good.