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Heard a rather disturbing announcement over the PA at Wal-Mart today ...

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Lifer
"Attention all Wal-Mart associates, would an associate in Meat come to the service desk to pick up your returns."





 
I've often seen all sorts of perishable food items in carts at the customer service desk. There are some dumba$$ people in this world.
 
I don't buy perishables at big stores like Wal Mart because of the fact people take milk or frozen pizzas, walk around for a half hour, decide they don't want it and throw it on the shelf in the toy section or something.
 
Originally posted by: Rock Hydra
I don't buy perishables at big stores like Wal Mart because of the fact people take milk or frozen pizzas, walk around for a half hour, decide they don't want it and throw it on the shelf in the toy section or something.

and that doesnt happen at the large grocery stores at all now does it...
 
I did an anouncement last night over the PA system at Circuit City..


it was 11:15pm, we had closed at 10.


It was: "Testicles. That is all."
 
Originally posted by: Pathogen03
I did an anouncement last night over the PA system at Circuit City..


it was 11:15pm, we had closed at 10.


It was: "Testicles. That is all."

LOL! Yesterday morning (6AM open for Boxing Day, we were there for 5), we hear

"Coffee and doughnuts will be served at 7am...oral sex is a permissable form of payment."

Then we hear someone yell from across the store, "Hey, can I get paid with a sloppy beej?"

Way too early to be awake and selling.
 
Originally posted by: Pathogen03
I did an anouncement last night over the PA system at Circuit City..


it was 11:15pm, we had closed at 10.


It was: "Testicles. That is all."

If you had some, you would have done it at 9:15pm 😉





One time some friends and I hijacked Wal-Marts PA when they used to have phones
on the support poles thoughout the store and made prank announcements.

Don't remeber everything we said, but a couple of the better ones were

Attention all customers, for the next 30 minutes, all shoplifted merchandise will be 100% off.

and

Attention all Wal-Mart associates, I need an associate in or around your mom to dial extension 132.




You could hear customers laughing in the isles and workers trying to find out who it was.

 
Originally posted by: Horus
Originally posted by: Pathogen03
I did an anouncement last night over the PA system at Circuit City..


it was 11:15pm, we had closed at 10.


It was: "Testicles. That is all."

LOL! Yesterday morning (6AM open for Boxing Day, we were there for 5), we hear

"Coffee and doughnuts will be served at 7am...oral sex is a permissable form of payment."

Then we hear someone yell from across the store, "Hey, can I get paid with a sloppy beej?"

Way too early to be awake and selling.

:laugh::thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: Pathogen03
I did an anouncement last night over the PA system at Circuit City..


it was 11:15pm, we had closed at 10.


It was: "Testicles. That is all."

hahaha that brings back many fun memories of my days working in the high school music dept 😛
 
lol, it's fun to get on the intercom and mess with people.

"John, you're needed in the women's bathroom, please. John, to the women's bathroom"

"Attention, customers: we have just recieved a shipment of 20 Xbox 360's. Please form a line in the electronics department to recieve your ticket."

"We have found a wallet, the driver's license satates "Heywood Jablowme". If you are Heywood Jablowme, please come to the returns desk to retrieve your wallet."
 
Originally posted by: Rock Hydra
I don't buy perishables at big stores like Wal Mart because of the fact people take milk or frozen pizzas, walk around for a half hour, decide they don't want it and throw it on the shelf in the toy section or something.

Yep and maybe it will be put back in three or four days. 🙁
 
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