Headlines headlines!

[Specialist]

Here are the best headlines of the year (yes, they are real)...

1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

2. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says

3. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers

4. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

5. Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case

6. Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

8. Prostitutes Appeal To Pope

9. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

10. British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands

11. Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms

12. Eye Drops Off Shelf

13. Teachers Strike Idle Kids

14. Clinton Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead

15. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax

16. Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told

17. Miners Refuse To Work After Death

18. Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant

19. Stolen Painting Found By Tree

20. Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter

 

[Nutcase99]

"19. Stolen Painting Found By Tree" that ones halarious!

 

[bujuranks]

Hard to believe but true!

 

[Imported]

Nice ones. Like the "Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers", since I already thought they did that in SF.

 

[yakko]

<< 5. Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case >>


Damn! That is harsh.

 

[Specialist]

Just thought i'll bring out the fun in case somebody missed it!

 

[Marty]

hehe... thats great!

Marty

 

[jonnyjack]

haha...headlines are cool...i watch leno every monday for the headlines...i especially like the weddings they do...

 

[The Wildcard]

Oh man all those headlines are so funny.

&quot; 4. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted &quot;
&quot; 17. Miners Refuse To Work After Death &quot;

But my favorite is.......

&quot; 16. Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told &quot;

oh man that one is too funny....i am on the ground laughing here...