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Kishan

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Pup's cute, and your wife looks young. :)

- M4H
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isn't your soon to be wife 21? :)

nice picture though. What camera is that?
 
skyking

skyking

Lifer
Nov 21, 2001
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Originally posted by: toekramp
how long do i have to leave the cone on his head?
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You can take it off when you are RIGHT there watching him. Put it back on if you have to leave his sight for even a minute.
I'd say at least a week. We call those things "daisy dog" or personal dining for one:p
 
MichaelD

MichaelD

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That is not a dog and you are not a man b/c you allowed yourself to be pussywhipped into buying a mobile mop with feet. That's what your "dog" is. A short, self-powered mop.

And it never had balls. Only real dogs have balls.

Your dog had Lowered Ovaries that you had removed.

If your wife told you that you should have your balls removed b/c it's good for you, you'd wake the vet at four in the morning and beg him to rip them out with pliers in the parking lot of the local Wal Mart. :thumbsdown:
 
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shimsham

Lifer
May 9, 2002
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Originally posted by: Jehovah
Poor guy - that's one of the reasons I don't have a dog/cat: I couldn't do that to a fellow male, human or not. :(
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when his engorged, slimey, red c0ck is hanging out all the time, and he keeps trying to hump your wife, your children, your couch cushions, your pillow, a dried pile of his own feces, etc. you get over it, and want to chop em off yourself.
 
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MercenaryForHire

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
That is not a dog and you are not a man b/c you allowed yourself to be pussywhipped into buying a mobile mop with feet. That's what your "dog" is. A short, self-powered mop.

And it never had balls. Only real dogs have balls.

Your dog had Lowered Ovaries that you had removed.

If your wife told you that you should have your balls removed b/c it's good for you, you'd wake the vet at four in the morning and beg him to rip them out with pliers in the parking lot of the local Wal Mart. :thumbsdown:
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Holy sh!t, did the hole in the ozone just shift? I feel something burning.

- M4H
 
Shawn

Shawn

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Apr 20, 2003
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Originally posted by: MichaelD
That is not a dog and you are not a man b/c you allowed yourself to be pussywhipped into buying a mobile mop with feet. That's what your "dog" is. A short, self-powered mop.

And it never had balls. Only real dogs have balls.

Your dog had Lowered Ovaries that you had removed.

If your wife told you that you should have your balls removed b/c it's good for you, you'd wake the vet at four in the morning and beg him to rip them out with pliers in the parking lot of the local Wal Mart. :thumbsdown:
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brutal
 
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toekramp

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Jun 30, 2001
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Originally posted by: MichaelD
That is not a dog and you are not a man b/c you allowed yourself to be pussywhipped into buying a mobile mop with feet. That's what your "dog" is. A short, self-powered mop.

And it never had balls. Only real dogs have balls.

Your dog had Lowered Ovaries that you had removed.

If your wife told you that you should have your balls removed b/c it's good for you, you'd wake the vet at four in the morning and beg him to rip them out with pliers in the parking lot of the local Wal Mart. :thumbsdown:
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wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
Turkish

Turkish

Lifer
May 26, 2003
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Originally posted by: toekramp
Originally posted by: MichaelD
That is not a dog and you are not a man b/c you allowed yourself to be pussywhipped into buying a mobile mop with feet. That's what your "dog" is. A short, self-powered mop.

And it never had balls. Only real dogs have balls.

Your dog had Lowered Ovaries that you had removed.

If your wife told you that you should have your balls removed b/c it's good for you, you'd wake the vet at four in the morning and beg him to rip them out with pliers in the parking lot of the local Wal Mart. :thumbsdown:
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wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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you mean wheat?
 
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toekramp

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Jun 30, 2001
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Originally posted by: The Boss
Originally posted by: toekramp
Originally posted by: MichaelD
That is not a dog and you are not a man b/c you allowed yourself to be pussywhipped into buying a mobile mop with feet. That's what your "dog" is. A short, self-powered mop.

And it never had balls. Only real dogs have balls.

Your dog had Lowered Ovaries that you had removed.

If your wife told you that you should have your balls removed b/c it's good for you, you'd wake the vet at four in the morning and beg him to rip them out with pliers in the parking lot of the local Wal Mart. :thumbsdown:
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wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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you mean wheat?
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um, nope, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
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AlienCraft

Lifer
Nov 23, 2002
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Originally posted by: MichaelD
That is not a dog and you are not a man b/c you allowed yourself to be pussywhipped into buying a mobile mop with feet. That's what your "dog" is. A short, self-powered mop.

And it never had balls. Only real dogs have balls.

Your dog had Lowered Ovaries that you had removed.

If your wife told you that you should have your balls removed b/c it's good for you, you'd wake the vet at four in the morning and beg him to rip them out with pliers in the parking lot of the local Wal Mart. :thumbsdown:
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Damn, That's just plain HARSH.


 
Turkish

Turkish

Lifer
May 26, 2003
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Originally posted by: MichaelD
That is not a dog and you are not a man b/c you allowed yourself to be pussywhipped into buying a mobile mop with feet. That's what your "dog" is. A short, self-powered mop.

And it never had balls. Only real dogs have balls.

Your dog had Lowered Ovaries that you had removed.

If your wife told you that you should have your balls removed b/c it's good for you, you'd wake the vet at four in the morning and beg him to rip them out with pliers in the parking lot of the local Wal Mart. :thumbsdown:
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At least he has a wife.
 
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