zinfamous
No Lifer
Originally posted by: Steve
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: Steve
Originally posted by: dNor
Originally posted by: Steve
Originally posted by: dNor
Originally posted by: Steve
I had a dream the other night that she was making out with me.
:camera:s?
My mind's eye is out of film 🙁
Anyway, it was a weird dream. I was lying in bed, she'd come in the room, lie on top of me, we'd chit-chat and kiss for a while, then she'd get up and leave. Repeat this two or three times.
Oh well, fun while it lasted.
You didn't hit it?
I can't do directed dreaming 🙁 Need to learn how.
it's easy:
Dream Steve: is this a dream?
Subconscious Steve: what do you think, dipshit? Claire is straddling your sac.
Dream Steve: Oh. ...so how should I proceed?
Subconscious Steve: WTF? Hit it, dumbass!
You sure I shouldn't offer her some taffy first!
Subconscious Steve: That's it, I'm outta here.