Having a testicular ultrasound is not awkward at all

TechBoyJK

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Oct 17, 2002
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So after feeling some pains in my nuts (which is probably due to hernia complications I had several years ago) my doctor said he wanted me to have a testicular ultrasound done. I figured no big deal, it's my balls, got to take care of them.

I figured they'd have a male doctor do these procedures, but I couldn't complain.

I go in for the ultrasound, in the waiting room, and the door opens and it is a remarkably attractive young woman standing there. She calls my name, introduces herself, and says "I will be administering the ultrasound on your testicles today. Since I'm only a student my supervisor will need to come in and check the tests afterwards and probably take more ultrasounds. But I graduate i August I'm so excited!!!" I loved how she got all excited right before giving my ultrasound.

She has me wrap two towels around my waist, one to hold me penis up from my balls, and the other to go under my balls. She says the first is to keep the penis from "getting in her way" and the second is to catch all the ultrasound gel that has to be put on my balls. I get all the towels in order, she comes back in, and as im laying there, proceeds to rub the gel on my balls and asks me to tell her if she isn't gentle enough. It felt like ky or astroglide! Anyways, so then comes the ultrasound gun thing. She was very soft with it, constantly moving it around on my balls for about 20 minutes.

I just laid back.. It was so peaceful! I started to get hard halfway through, but some thoughts of a big fat heffer with too much hair took care of that.

lol, i want to go back for another one!
 

bignateyk

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Apr 22, 2002
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The same thing happened to me, but in my case it actually WAS a big fat heffer playing with my balls

edit: I was in so much pain I probably wouldnt have cared if it was my grandma giving the ultrasound though (testicular torsion)
 

MichaelD

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Jan 16, 2001
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Though the mere thought of testicular torsion or other testicle pain makes me cry like a little girl...

This thread delivers in spades!

1. Ball jokes? Check.
2. Hot chick? Check.
3. Hot chick getting excited about playing with balls? Check.
4. Hot chick playing with balls? Check.
5. Hot chick rubbing lubricant on balls? Check.
6. OP admitting he got a boner? Check.

True; there are no :camera:s, but I can understand that it would be difficult to convince the attending physicians that you only want them "for sentimental reasons." :laugh:

A++ would read again!

 

moparacer

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You know as much as you enjoyed it you could complain of ball pain and go back for a massage every month or so......:)


 

actuarial

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Funny and semi related story: I was not looking forward to a physical this year (1st full physical of my life, hadn't been to doctor since I was about 12) because I assumed, and was informed by a friend who had just recently had one, that a prostate exam would be involved. My fiance insisted on getting a female doctor (I don't care, I don't go to see them), and I figured if someone was going to jam their fingers up the downshoot, it might as well be a female, so I was cool with it too.

So I'm waiting for that moment during the appointment for her to ask my to bend over and spread em, and the moment does not come. Instead, she says "I don't need to check your prostate as you are under 30, but I will need to do a testicular exam. Put on this gown and I'll be back in 5 minutes". It turns out a testicular exam involves her massaging my balls looking for lumps. I think the most awkward part was her keeping up conversation the whole time she was doing it. It may SEEM professional, but frankly I don't want to be talking to a person while they fondle me like Michael Jackson.
 

glenn beck

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Yeah I remember I did the whole turn your head and cough bit with this really hot nurse, baseball cards.....baseball cards....
 

purbeast0

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Sep 13, 2001
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I got one before and it was some russian chick with a really thick accent. she was not hot though but was not ugly either.

and damn, whatever they put on your balls, is really warm!
 

NFS4

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Oct 9, 1999
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All I can think of is that episode of "Drawn Together" where Captain Hero cleans Scroto's nutsack :)

"Your ballz are cleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaan!!" :)