Having a surgery to get Elven ears...

chocobaR

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Okay so I love Elves... I especially love their ears. :heart: I've been thinking of some stuff that I would love to do and doing a plastic surgery to get Elven ears is one of them. I probably won't be doing it right now but I'd like to do it in maybe 5-6 years. :D

I was wondering if it was legal? Some guy at school said he knew some dude who wanted to get cat whiskers but he wasn't allowed to! :Q
 

notfred

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How stupid are you, exactly?

It's probably legal, but I doubt you could find a doctor willing to help you humiliate yourself for the rest of your life.
 
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I don't see why it would be illegal. A friend sent a website link to me that chronicled the story of a software engineer that was having his entire face redone to be like that of a tiger.
 

chocobaR

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Originally posted by: notfred
How stupid are you, exactly?

It's probably legal, but I doubt you could find a doctor willing to help you humiliate yourself for the rest of your life.

Why is it stupid? I think it's gonna be awesome!
 

I was wondering if it was legal? Some guy at school said he knew some dude who wanted to get cat whiskers but he wasn't allowed to!

So its safe to assume you're in Junior High..... What do you mean by not allowed to? Dad and mom said no?
 

chocobaR

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Originally posted by: Phocas
I was wondering if it was legal? Some guy at school said he knew some dude who wanted to get cat whiskers but he wasn't allowed to!

So its safe to assume you're in Junior High..... What do you mean by not allowed to? Dad and mom said no?

I'm 18 years old and in College! Allowed as in he wasn't able to find a place to legally do the surgery on him.
 

FFactory0x

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Originally posted by: chocobaR
Okay so I love Elves... I especially love their ears. :heart: I've been thinking of some stuff that I would love to do and doing a plastic surgery to get Elven ears is one of them. I probably won't be doing it right now but I'd like to do it in maybe 5-6 years. :D

I was wondering if it was legal? Some guy at school said he knew some dude who wanted to get cat whiskers but he wasn't allowed to! :Q

Seriously put down the mouse and keyboard and GET THE HELL OUTSIDE YOU WHACK JOB.

This guy seems like the wizard dude that Triump the insult dog made fun of at that Star Wars convention
 

notfred

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Originally posted by: chocobaR
Originally posted by: notfred
How stupid are you, exactly?

It's probably legal, but I doubt you could find a doctor willing to help you humiliate yourself for the rest of your life.

Why is it stupid? I think it's gonna be awesome!

For the rest of your life you will be "that freaky weird guy with the spock ears", that everyone whispers about behind his back. And it's not going to attract girls, either.
 

chocobaR

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Originally posted by: notfred
Originally posted by: chocobaR
Originally posted by: notfred
How stupid are you, exactly?

It's probably legal, but I doubt you could find a doctor willing to help you humiliate yourself for the rest of your life.

Why is it stupid? I think it's gonna be awesome!

For the rest of your life you will be "that freaky weird guy with the spock ears", that everyone whispers about behind his back. And it's not going to attract girls, either.

I'm not really looking to attract girls. It's just something I want to do. Plus there's bound to be a girl somewhere that will like it...
 

FFactory0x

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YEa, i hope you have a nice big stock pile of Playboys on hand cause thats the only puntang your gonna be seeing for the rest of your life ya friggin freak
 

chocobaR

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Originally posted by: Vaerilis
Elves also don't have any body hair except on their head. (Shadowrun: Players Handbook?)

That's okay. I shaved my legs a week ago. Shaving my armpits and... you know where... won't be a problem.
 

SagaLore

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Chances are you'll have the procedure done, and you'll be walking around strutting your elven bad self, and everyone will be like "hey you! Live long and prosper!"
 

bandana163

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Originally posted by: chocobaR
Originally posted by: Vaerilis
Elves also don't have any body hair except on their head. (Shadowrun: Players Handbook?)

That's okay. I shaved my legs a week ago. Shaving my armpits and... you know where... won't be a problem.

:Q
 
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Originally posted by: FFactory0x
YEa, i hope you have a nice big stock pile of Playboys on hand cause thats the only puntang your gonna be seeing for the rest of your life ya friggin freak

Listen to him, he speaks from experience! :p
 

Danman

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Originally posted by: FFactory0x
YEa, i hope you have a nice big stock pile of Playboys on hand cause thats the only puntang your gonna be seeing for the rest of your life ya friggin freak

Lol man, that was harsh. :p
 

OutHouse

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dude if your serious you need help. If you do get it done i hope you like being unemployed. Nobody is going to hire you.
 

Red Dawn

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Odds are without the Internet most of us would never run across a tool like this guy.