Have you won anything in your life?

[crownjules]

I win at poker more than I lose.
In Vegas, I put $10 on the Wheel and hit the 40:1 payout.
In 4th grade, I won a 5lb bar of chocolate.

That's about it.

 

[Poulsonator]

I won $2500 in cash at a work-related raffle. Won a bunch of smaller items over the years. Will post as soon as I win $200+ million soon.