Have you thought to yourself "I wish they made transforming urinal?". If so, your wildest dreams have come true.

[UsandThem]

https://www.bigbadtoystore.com/Product/VariationDetails/123488

So this was on the front page of a toy site I visit quite a bit, and I had to see what the heck it was. The character's name is "Golden Water Man". I'm really surprised they didn't go with "Golden Shower Man".

 

[IronWing]

Do want.

 

[Ajay]

Hmm,

Toy store you said?

 

[UsandThem]

Toy store you said?

Yeah, the toys that I get from there aren't anywhere like that.

That said, some of the anime toys are definitely marketed for single guys, and there are some really suggestive ones available. I liked G.I. Joe as a kid, and I thought this one pretty cool: https://www.bigbadtoystore.com/Product/VariationDetails/97449

However, I would be in the dog house for sure if I ordered anything like that though. Happy wife, happy life.