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Originally posted by: Fx02
Originally posted by: shinerburke
Pretty sure he took my order at the taco stand I had lunch at today.
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YOu're so racist! just because every beloved patriot works at every Taco Bell doesn't mean their names are "JESUS"
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ME racist? Uh huh....riiiiight.

Furthermore I wasn't at Taco Bell.....I was at a local hole in the wall taco stand......

So anyway.....bite my ass!!!

 
Originally posted by: anxi80
yes, and he built my hotrod. 😉
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soon i discovered that this rock thing was true
jerry lee lewis was the devil
jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
all of a sudden, i found myself in love with the world
so there was only one thing that i could do
was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
 
i finally found him underneath the sofa cushions, next to some loose change and a melted piece of bazooka joe. he'd been there for a while; the mice had eaten most of his carcass. poor jesus.
 
Originally posted by: fisher
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soon i discovered that this rock thing was true
jerry lee lewis was the devil
jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
all of a sudden, i found myself in love with the world
so there was only one thing that i could do
was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
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:beer: for catching the ministry reference!
 
Originally posted by: anxi80
Originally posted by: fisher
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

soon i discovered that this rock thing was true
jerry lee lewis was the devil
jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
all of a sudden, i found myself in love with the world
so there was only one thing that i could do
was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
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:beer: for catching the ministry reference!
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In my dang a ding a ding a ding dong
A sticky sticky son of a gun
Ding a danga danga dong dong ding dong
Why why never know
Why why wack a dong a dang ding dong
Then you take it on the bill
Ding dang dong don?t dong
Whoa!

Best lyrics evar! 😀
 
I met him at the local casino, and he gave me some advise...

Always hit on a soft sixteen 😉
 
I was going to try a post a joke or come clever spin the name of Christ but I think they have all been done. So Bravo to everyone. The only thing that I can do now is quote lyrics from The Bloodhound Gang:

And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to heaven
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
You just can't teach an old God new tricks
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy holier than thou facade
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
 
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