Have you ever wrung a chicken's neck?

HappyPuppy

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When you live out in the country you raise your own food. One of those foods is chicken.

Chicken doesn't come, naturally, frozen and freeze wrapped. They come from a feathered fowl that lived some part of it's life someplace. (brilliant, huh?)

I grew up in the country and when we wanted chicken we went to the chicken coop and grabbed a few.

It wasn't pretty, but when you grow up with it it ain't no big thang.

You grab the chicken by the head, give it a swing up and over your head like you're pitching softball and just at the end of the delivery you jerk it back, breaking its neck.

You then hang the broken neck chickens from a line by their feet, cut their throats and let them bleed out. You don't want all that chicken blood in your fired chicken.

After they bleed out, all over the ground, you dip them in a big pot of boiling water for a minute or so to soften up the flesh. You want it just soft enough to yank out all the feathers. You don't want to be mixing feathers in your fresh chicken meat.

AFter ripping off all the feathers you gut them by slitting up from the anal orifice towards the breast. You reach in and rip out all the guts, being careful not to damage their gall bladder. The gall baldder will give it a nasty, raunchy taste if mis handled.

You now have a chicken ready for cooking.

Enjoy! :D
 

Howard

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I once had some freshly-killed chicken for dinner. Tasted great, although we probably didn't do exactly what you listed.
 
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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Chicken doesn't come, naturally, frozen and freeze wrapped. They come from a feathered fowl that lived some part of it's life someplace. (brilliant, huh?)

:Q

no way?!?!
 

Wallydraigle

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One time my grandpa tried to do the cut its head off while it's still alive thing and its headless body ran around and finally came to rest in a patch of stinging nettles. I guess the thought of tying its feet together never ocurred to him.
 

Evadman

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what part of the chicken, exactly, is the 'nugget'?
 
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Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
One time my grandpa tried to do the cut its head off while it's still alive thing and its headless body ran around and finally came to rest in a patch of stinging nettles. I guess the thought of tying its feet together never ocurred to him.

i've always wanted to see that
 

ribbon13

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Ah I miss eastern washington... fresh beef raised without drugs tastes so much better.

Chicken is good too. As is mutton.
 

Xionide

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Originally posted by: ribbon13
Ah I miss eastern washington... fresh beef raised without drugs tastes so much better.

Chicken is good too. As is mutton.

Ya my uncle has a limisine (sp?) ranch over in e-wa. Last year he had the best beef I ever have tasted in my life
 

Baked

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No, I bitch slap the chicken across the head, which stunts it, then hold it upside down, bend its neck, slit its throat, and let out all the blood.
 

brtspears2

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I just grab them and hold it by the wings, then have someone else cut the neck through the pipe.

Just gotta watch out, sometimes they take a nice dump right at death.
 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: ucdbiendog
Originally posted by: Jehovah
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
I haven't exactly"WRUNG IT'S NECK," but I've choked it before

Beat me to it. :(

heh im surprised it took someone that long to say that.

sorry...I was shoving a pinapple up hitlers ass...I assure you that I will try to be more prompt next time..
 

chrisms

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Wierd thing happened one day duck hunting. Shot the duck out of the sky, and it landed basically in the farthest depths of a field of deep mud. Mud that'll kill you if you step in the wrong spot. After about 30 minutes of leapfrogging my way out to retrieve the duck, I find it flopping around on the ground.

No big deal. I'll just snap its neck. My first attempt failed and thinking I did it wrong, I tried again. And again. The damned thing was still tweaking. Maybe some nerve reactions or something, it must be dead I thought. The thing is blinking its eyes and moving its feet as if to walk. I am in the mud literally clenching its skull with one hand and its body with the other, twisting with my full force its neck in various unnatural positions. I think the feeling I had then was similar to what people feel when they kill a person--I just turned off the guilt mechanism in my brain and strarted twisting like crazy, banging the thing on the ground trying to get it to stop moving. The duck kept moving, eyes blinking and feet walking like a wind-up toy.

Eventually I gave up and walked back to shore and threw it in the bag with the other ducks, expecting it had to die eventually. After a long days hunt and a lengthy drive home, I cleaned up the boat and put all my equitment away. Taking out the bag of ducks, I removed them on by one. Hours later, that bastard was still moving his feet and blinking his eyes. I don't understand it.
 

aidanjm

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hopefully bird flu will mutate and wipe out 95% of the human race. the chickens will have the last laugh.