Have you ever tried sh!tting in a public bathroom...

[Zugzwang152]

in a stall flanked by two people with diarrhea?

:disgust:

 

[SpazzyChicken]

./barf

 

[DnetMHZ]

This thread is diarrhea.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
in a stall flanked by two people with diarrhea?

:disgust:

I am sorry you got grossed out. I'll stop eating beans.

 

[NuclearNed]

lock & ban, please.

 

[SuRgEoN]

Everyday my friend, everyday

 

[isekii]

I can never take a crap in a public restroom.
I'd hold it until I either got back to my apartment or home. Or a friends place.

 

[Stark]

with or without doors on the stalls?

 

[bradruth]

Diarrhea? Must be all that spicy Mexican food. They make it with dirty water, you know.

 

[Beau]

I call BS

 

[Corporate Thug]

public bathrooms = disease central

 

[rudder]

What are the odds?

 

[gotensan01]

Just do what I do, pretend like you are peeing (sounds should match). As long as you wipe quickly and get up, they'll think you're just peeing.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: gotensan01
Just do what I do, pretend like you are peeing (sounds should match). As long as you wipe quickly and get up, they'll think you're just peeing.

And then they'll wonder why the fvck you just sat down to take a piss...and in a PUBLIC RESTROOM, no less.

 

[gotensan01]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: gotensan01
Just do what I do, pretend like you are peeing (sounds should match). As long as you wipe quickly and get up, they'll think you're just peeing.

And then they'll wonder why the fvck you just sat down to take a piss...and in a PUBLIC RESTROOM, no less.

Minor details...if they bothered to bend over and look at your feet, they earned the right to know what's really going on.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: gotensan01

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: gotensan01
Just do what I do, pretend like you are peeing (sounds should match). As long as you wipe quickly and get up, they'll think you're just peeing.

And then they'll wonder why the fvck you just sat down to take a piss...and in a PUBLIC RESTROOM, no less.

Minor details...if they bothered to bend over and look at your feet, they earned the right to know what's really going on.

Hah, still though, why is it a big deal if they know you're spraying the bowl from the backside? It happens to the best of us, so enjoy the ride & take your time.

 

[PunDogg]

haha can;t say I have hehe

Dogg

 

[Greyd]

:music: When you're sliding into first and you feel like youre gonna burst..... :music:

 

[gotensan01]

Originally posted by: Greyd
:music: When you're sliding into first and you feel like youre gonna burst..... :music:

LOFL, I'm at work and I almost busted out laughing with this one...is this seriously a song?