Yeah, who the fuck wears a bathing suit in the shower?
I remember once I was taking a shower at the gym, and I was soaping up, and son of a bitch, I dropped it. Now, obviously I wasn't nervous about bending over and actually getting railed, but dropping the soap, it's just such a cliche, there was only one other guy in the shower with me, and I was embarassed. So I just kind of rolled my eyes and took a second to figure out what to do next. Try to scoop it up with my foot? Leave it there? Swallow my pride and just bend over? While I was trying to sort this out, the other guy calmly walked over, bent over, picked it up, and handed it to me. "See it's not such a big deal". Our eyes locked for a moment, he looked like he was in his early fifties, he had earnest, brown eyes, and dark brown hair that was just starting to turn gray. The ends of his mouth were turned up in a mischeivious grin. I looked down for a moment, then couldn't stop from breaking into a smile and shaking my head. "Thanks man." Before I realized what was happening he...
...oh hold on, there's someone at the door.