Have you ever sharted? *POLL*

[Alchemist99]

I have, fortunately it was in the privacy of my own home,

Ok quick anecdote my friend was playing golf with a bud and his gf and his buds gf, well he sharted big time and being someone who always excels under pressure he thought quickly how to cover the large brown stain forming on his white shorts, he quickly sat down on a bench and start yelling wtf! I just sat in some coke well he said they bought it, but he had to finish the last seven holes in a quiet discomfort and trying to stay down wind, he he.

 

[dighn]

yes, one of the worst experiences ever. had a bad case of diaharea but was in the middle of an important exam far from home. made through the first part of the exam with excruciating stomach pain (they didn't let me go to the washroom :|). went straight to the washroom after it ended but couldn't take down pants fast enough. no big mess though.

 

[wfbberzerker]

ew no

 

[nageov3t]

that's f'ing gross, man

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: loki8481
that's f'ing gross, man

 

[Alchemist99]

Hey it happens to the best of us that?s why it's also known as the gambled and lost:beer:

 

[ThisIsMatt]

lol

 

[suklee]

sure, when I was 5

 

[MrAwesome]

Back when I used to wrestle, one of my buddies got a thumb shoved up his bung during a match. Well, I'm not sure if you'd call it sharting, but the kid who stuck his thumb up my buddy's butt sure wished he never would have done so after having to finish the match against an opponent with dirty tights.

 

[Shawn]

i don't think so actually.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: MrAwesome
Back when I used to wrestle, one of my buddies got a thumb shoved up his bung during a match. Well, I'm not sure if you'd call it sharting, but the kid who stuck his thumb up my buddy's butt sure wished he never would have done so after having to finish the match against an opponent with dirty tights.

that's disgusting

 

[DAGTA]

It hasn't happened to me, thankfully, but I've witnessed it happen to friends. I know they were extremely embarassed and really couldn't help it. I don't understand why other people get so uptight about it and act like it could 'never' happen to them. It's life, sh*t happens.

 

[TitanDiddly]

No, but sometime before I die, I bet I will.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: DAGTA
It hasn't happened to me, thankfully, but I've witnessed it happen to friends. I know they were extremely embarassed and really couldn't help it. I don't understand why other people get so uptight about it and act like it could 'never' happen to them. It's life, sh*t happens.

you mean sharts happen?

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
No, but sometime before I die, I bet I will.

Probably when you see the truck coming.

 

[MrAwesome]

Instead of saying "skeet, skeet, skeet" during the Lil Jon songs, I wll now replace that with "shart, shart, shart."

 

[trek]

Once while I was hiking...luckily I was near a river so I went for a swim.......

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: iloveme2

Originally posted by: DAGTA
It hasn't happened to me, thankfully, but I've witnessed it happen to friends. I know they were extremely embarassed and really couldn't help it. I don't understand why other people get so uptight about it and act like it could 'never' happen to them. It's life, sh*t happens.

you mean sharts happen?

Indeed!

 

[Gurck]

Yes, but never in public *knocks wood*

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: MrAwesome
Back when I used to wrestle, one of my buddies got a thumb shoved up his bung during a match. Well, I'm not sure if you'd call it sharting, but the kid who stuck his thumb up my buddy's butt sure wished he never would have done so after having to finish the match against an opponent with dirty tights.

Dare I ask just how it would be possible for your buddy to get a thumb up his butt during a wrestling match?

Let me guess: He was in prison or he was wrestling with a "close friend". :evil:

 

[brunswickite]

sadly, once.. it was the worst feeling ever as it had the consistancy of choclate milk

 

[TwinkleToes77]

yes but i was VERY sick at the time and in bed.. and i had one of those "cough/sneeze/shart" combo's and it was very very liquidy!