Have you ever said two words consecutively and realized...

[yankeesfan]

that no one in the history of mankind has ever grouped that selection of sounds together?

I try it all the time. It's a real hoot.

 

[MAKENITO]

I dont think so.

Examples?

 

[Matthiasa]

Probably not even possible anymore... until you create new words anyways.

 

[her209]

I'll try: President Palin

 

[F1N3ST]

Dick lung?

 

[MAKENITO]

Oh, like

FanTesticle.

 

[mrjminer]

I'll try it... "good President"

You're right, that did give me a hearty chuckle!

 

[yankeesfan]

Squeegee helicopter

 

[yankeesfan]

tunafish-flavored lozenge

 

[F1N3ST]

Platypus window.

 

[PaperclipGod]

I'm pretty sure that the existence of baby babble makes this a futile effort.

 

[yankeesfan]

We're making history here, folks.

 

[F1N3ST]

Fruitful coral.

 

[Bignate603]

narcoleptic amoeba

Edit: Darn it, google says I'm not original
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22narcoleptic+amoeba%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-USfficial&client=firefox-a

 

[Inspector Jihad]

obama bin-ladin?

 

[Mike Gayner]

Tolerant republican.

That was difficult.

 

[Locut0s]

Tolerant republican.

That was difficult.

That's not a new phrase, that's an old fantasy.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Vaginal rock

 

[Locut0s]

Tube Lube

 

[shortylickens]

I thought cock mongler was original, but a few months ago I found it was not.

 

[her209]

I thought cock mongler was original, but a few months ago I found it was not.

What about "cock wrangler"?

 

[Rubycon]

Hexane huffer

 

[kranky]

"More pus, please."

 

[Rubycon]

Fragglestick (car) (from Bad Santa)

What is a fragglestick?

 

[MAKENITO]

Fragglestick (car) (from Bad Santa)

What is a fragglestick?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fraggle stick car

I thought it was something dirty.