SO anyway i was getting this feeling a while ago that i needed to look behind me, or else somethign big would jump on my back....yunno, like that big tiger you see at the zoo and whatever. So i turned around and nobody was there. OK, i'm crazy, i thought. Whatever. I kept walking, and soon enough i saw a person with a bunch of earrings. Sound like you? For some reason theywere shouting about how the end of the world was prophecied on ATOT. Funny, because ATOT doesn't really exsist. Its only a bunch of electrons. In central PA. Anyway, i walked past the guy and sure enough, he had water on his back. Must be a sign, i thought....time to turn on a tv. So i walked into a pawnshop and i turned on a TV, and dan rather was interviewing tony blair, who was in turn interviewing jacques chirac, who had fallen in the Mississippi. Weird. Anyway, dan rather stepped out of the tv and hit the shopkeeper in the face, stealing an assault rifle in the process, which by the way isnt as deadly as a hunting rifle or 12-gauge. He threw it to me, and told me to declare today to be the day of great celebration. so, therefore, today is powar day.....get some before its too late.