From Brian Regan:
It?s good to be here. I?m just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It?s not working out too well. Sometimes you?ll say the right thing but at the wrong time and feel stupid. Something like: ?You, too!? I was getting out of a cab at the airport and the driver goes, ?Hey?Have a nice flight!?
?You, too! You, too, you have a nice flight, too?in case you ever fly someday.? Don?t anybody look at me; I?m a moron. Don?t know when to say the ?you, too? phrase. I can?t handle it.
I never learn. Like a waitress will bring my meal. ?Hey, enjoy your meal.?
?You, too. But you don?t have one, do ya? I?m a dufus. If you do eat enjoy it when you eat it if you have a break or something, later. If you get an opportunity.? That?s all I?m trying to say. That?s all that I?m driving at. Really?if you think about it. That?s all. I don?t know what I?m saying.
Do you ever start to say something and in the middle of what you?re saying you decide to say something else completely? There?s already words out there. These friends were leaving the other day and I started to say ?Hey, take care,? and I decided to say ?Good luck? instead like half way through, so it came out neither.
?See you later, Brian.?
?Take?luck! Take luck and care. Take care of the luck. Good luck taking care of the luck that you might have?if you have luck, take it, care for it. TAKE LUCK CARE OF IN IT WHEN YOU TAKE LUCK CARE OF IN IT?[continues to yell nonsense words ? lots of ?em].? You?re sure to see them again.
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