Have you ever been to a strip club?

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What did you think of it?

I've never been. Im 31. Don't really see the point in handing out dollars to just look at naked women.
 

PricklyPete

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I have been, yes...but it has always been on someone else's interests. Sure seeing naked women strut there stuff is always fun...but there are much cheaper ways of achieving that. If you are with a group of guys at a bachelor party or such...I'm not going to resist if the bachelor is wanting to do this.
 

JulesMaximus

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It's kind of like masturbation only not as fullfilling. I've been to them but they just leave you wanting more than the girls can give. So, you go there, you spend your money and you leave feeling unsatisfied. I guess if that is what you want then more power to you. Chatting up the girls can be kind of entertaining but that's about it.

I haven't been to one in over a decade.
 

SillyOReilly

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I have been, yes...but it has always been on someone else's interests. Sure seeing naked women strut there stuff is always fun...but there are much cheaper ways of achieving that. If you are with a group of guys at a bachelor party or such...I'm not going to resist if the bachelor is wanting to do this.

This is pretty much how it has always gone with me. Going with a group of friends can be a fun time.
 

Dr. Detroit

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Its fun in a big group - the party atmosphere makes it a good time.

Going alone - nah. Not fun. If traveling, an OK place to grab a beer or two but not somewhere you can hang out for hrs.

Like all things in life - you wont know what you like/dislike until you give it a try.
 

JulesMaximus

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Its fun in a big group - the party atmosphere makes it a good time.

Going alone - nah. Not fun. If traveling, an OK place to grab a beer or two but not somewhere you can hang out for hrs.

Like all things in life - you wont know what you like/dislike until you give it a try.

I've never been to a strip club alone. Always go with friends.
 

highland145

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Yep. Took a buddy for his bachelor party. Another friend knew one of the strippers. Got him on stage, took off his shirt and belt, and tied him to a pole. Danced real good for him.;);) Smacked herself with the belt. Then one to his ribs. Repeat.....a lot.:biggrin: We had a great time. Him....not so much.

And then the soon to be wife saw the bruises:biggrin::biggrin:. Pissed off.

They're divorced now.


I dated a girl that liked to go.........:hmm:...should have worked that angle.
 

Dr. Detroit

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I've never been to a strip club alone. Always go with friends.

Was traveling on business and a city had a club that was frequented by the Suicide Girls - I figured hey, why not. Had 2 porters, and bailed within about 45 minutes. Felt like a creeper - but the whole place on a weeknight was pretty much full of single dudes playing pool, chillin at the bar. No one was at the rail.
 

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I've had some fun at them in my younger days, but usually at a friends expense(humility?).

One my favorite moments was when we took a buddy from college who was like 5'6" and 120 pounds. Just a manlett of a man. There was a girl there who was built like Xena...6' tall, enormous rack, and very solid...not fat...just solid. I snuck out and bought a dance for him. She came over and grabbed and I remember another guy hollering out "She's gonna break you in half boy!".

We still talk about that 15 years later.
 
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Yes a few times, but never my idea. I found them boring. I dont get the appeal anymore with free internet pr0ns.
 

purbeast0

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multiple times. it's always been at a bachelor party, or when i've been on a golf trip with a buncha guys. there are some really nice strip clubs down in south carolina, specifically this one called masters.

but the best strippers are the ones that come to the house for bachelor parties, in pairs.
 

rsutoratosu

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I been to a few, its kinda good and bad..

Never like the movies where its all hot chics.. there are some really dirty nasty ones that always comes around asking for lap dances..

There is like a strip club review sites somewhere.. i dont know if its still around..

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I think its this one Strip Club List - Strip Clubs and Gentlemens Clubs, im not gonna click it at work.. hahaha
 

Fritzo

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I have. Most uncomfortable experience of my life. Lots of obviously damaged girls flaunting their stuff around you, planet-sized bouncers with sunglasses in a dark room constantly repeating "no touching!", getting a lapdance from a woman that could care two shits about you... definitely not for me.
 

ponyo

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I've been plenty of times, but never alone. Strip clubs are great for entertaining business clients. That's the main reason I go. Plus it's cheap.
 

SKORPI0

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Went to one Dec 2008 with some friends that has full nudity. WTF, dancers were so plain looking... the cashier was a lot prettier than all of them. :biggrin:
 
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SillyOReilly

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I have. Most uncomfortable experience of my life. Lots of obviously damaged girls flaunting their stuff around you, planet-sized bouncers with sunglasses in a dark room constantly repeating "no touching!", getting a lapdance from a woman that could care two shits about you... definitely not for me.

Holy cow, LMFAO

Maybe you should ask for one from your mom.
 

SearchMaster

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I've probably been a half dozen times but not in the last 15 years or so. In fact, I think the last time I went to one was my bachelor party....
 

AstroManLuca

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A couple times when I was in college. It was kinda fun at the time but I really don't have the desire to go again.