Have you ever been thrown out of anywhere?

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: finite automaton
I don't recall ever being removed/asked to leave from any establishment. Does a girl's house count?

Only if pics are involved. You know the rules.

 

[slightlyhuman]

few bars. got thrown out of a jeep going 20ish. i was drunk and said i was getting out if they didn't stop. they didn't so i opened the door and jumped out. eh, not really thrown but it hurt like a mother fucker.

 

[Black88GTA]

Go-kart track a number of years ago. They had all the cars on some sort of remote governor system, which allowed the track operator to remotely throttle back the cars. All of the cars were slow as shit, but it seemed like mine was the slowest...so, I reached around behind my back and held the throttle plate open manually. 😀 Those crappy karts actually go pretty good when the throttle is working properly!

Let's just say...they were not amused. I was not-so-politely asked to leave.

And a few bars and such as well over the years...usually because of rowdy friends. Guilt by association in most cases, although it was my fault once or twice as well 😛

 

[Jesusthewererabbit]

Escorted out of the Fillmore in Denver a couple of years ago and put in a cab for being really drunk, and probably grabbed an ass I shouldn't have. It was, I must say, an epic night. I've had a few of those.

 

[evident]

I was at a brand new concert at the trocadero in philly back in 2003 when deja entendu came out. When they played "the quiet things", i crowd surfed, along with a bunch of other people, but apparently there was a no crowd surfing rule that wasn't posted anywhere. bouncers grabbed me and escorted me out. I didnt even bother arguing- good thing it was the second ot last song in the concert

 

[FallenHero]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Puked in a bar at college once and was told to leave. Funniest part of it was that FallenHero got some of it on his pants.

I don't do that anymore though.

red chunks on my pants to be exact

 

[BoomerD]

Asked/told to leave...MANY times
" " with an order to never return...a few times
Physically escorted out...MANY times
Physically THROWN out...SEVERAL times...but it usually took several of them to do it. 😀

Ah the "good old days" when drinking and fighting was just a diversion from real life...
(I really don't miss any of that bullshit a bit...I far prefer peace & quiet in my old age.)

 

[CraKaJaX]

Thrown out of plenty basketball games. Ref was an asshole.
Asked to leave class in high school. Teacher was an asshole.
I also threw myself off a cliff once.... bungee jumping of course.

 

[ivan2]

Math class. Got caught for talking so he threw me out, bastard.

 

[Kev]

I got thrown out of a bar for calling the bartender a bitch.

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: anxi80
t.g.i.friday's on my 22nd birthday. me and a few friends were trying to enjoy just a couple of drinks when we ran into some old friends. next thing you know im firing down a "birthday shot" (vodka, milk, tabasco sauce) and things start getting wild. some marines out for the night at the table next to us hear the ruckus and decide to join our party. they were already drinking heavy so when we dared them to start putting down gorilla fart shots. they started puking the drinks up into shot glasses and passing around the shot glass of puke amongst themeselves and firing them down. the manager came over to investigate, came just in time to see the marines downing their buddies lung butter and ran to the bathroom. when she came out she told us to get the hell out of there and the cops would be by shortly to take care of anyone else still sticking around.

what the fuck

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
I got bounced from Arby's for writing on the table.




in arby sauce.

I would have thrown you out too for wasting that delicious sauce!

 

[KeithTalent]

I was thrown out of multiple bars/clubs back when I was dating this girl that liked to fight other girls after she had been drinking (we were around 21). It became a weekly occurence for a while there and was really freaking annoying, but she was super hot, so I dealt with it.

KT

 

[shocksyde]

- Thrown out of a conveinience store for throwing condoms at people
- Banned from Kmart for life for shoplifting
- Banned from mall for year for shooting silly string from top floor onto people on bottom floor (4 cans going at one time, haha)
- Thrown out of several bars for puking or falling asleep
- Thrown out of class many times for being a douchebag

- I'm a good person, I swear

 

[AlienCraft]

WAs doing a gig at a club up in Redding, CA one Jan night about 15 years ago. I was having difficulty with their sound system ( no sound check for us , the opener) and was constantly getting interrupted by people with "suggestions".
Well finally someone tapped me on the shoulder, and I just blew up, started ranting before I saw who it was, and that it was the club owner, who received a colorful description of what I thought of all the armchair sound men's advice. oops.

After our set, I turned around and there were two HUGE farm boys standing there , and they said "So& So said tto bring you to the office" and I'm thinking "OK here's where you get your ass kicked" and I start looking for a way out.
Get taken to his office and he starts in on me , getting in my face, yelling and spitting like a gym coach gone roid rage. Well, I sucked it upi, kept my mouth shut, said I'm sorry about a hundred times and when he was finished, had me tossed out the front door into the cold, without my jacket, couldn't come in and strike the stage, nohing. So I sat and waited until the gear was loaded and we left.
I though for sure something or someone was going through that plate glass window in his office in my attempt to escape a beat down.
As it was, I was cold for about an hour. BFD.
Now I just tell people I don't tell them how to do their job

 

[waggy]

thrown out of 2 bars. once because a buddy barfed all over a pool table while playing.

another time i went in with 2 friends after a game of softball. We ordered a round and sat down to drink. we were talking and goofing off when the bartender came up behind me with 2 big guys and said i was drunk and had to leave. i looked at him and my half empty beer on the counter. i told him i have only had half and no way i can be drunk yet. he said i was slurring my words and he couldnt understand me. both me and my friends tried to tell him i have a speech problem (pretty much deaf. no hearing in one ear and less then half in the other) but the guy threw us out anyway.

 

[queenrobot]

I was asked to leave a bar that was having a St. Patrick's Day celebration. My friend decided to lay down on the floor and I was sitting next to him, we were asked to leave about 20 seconds after that.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: anxi80
t.g.i.friday's on my 22nd birthday. me and a few friends were trying to enjoy just a couple of drinks when we ran into some old friends. next thing you know im firing down a "birthday shot" (vodka, milk, tabasco sauce) and things start getting wild. some marines out for the night at the table next to us hear the ruckus and decide to join our party. they were already drinking heavy so when we dared them to start putting down gorilla fart shots. they started puking the drinks up into shot glasses and passing around the shot glass of puke amongst themeselves and firing them down. the manager came over to investigate, came just in time to see the marines downing their buddies lung butter and ran to the bathroom. when she came out she told us to get the hell out of there and the cops would be by shortly to take care of anyone else still sticking around.

wtn

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: rudeguy
Have you ever been thrown out of anywhere?

Where and for what?

you need a choice for "yes... both asked nicely and tossed out"

i have been tossed out of bars a few times in my youth, as well as asked to leave many places. one was for wearing a skid row shirt in a bowling alley. they said it was too crude for a 18+ atmosphere

 

[SlowSpyder]

Been told to leave a few places. Odd coincidence, alcohol was involved in every situation. 😕 Once at a go-cart track. Going the wrong way, chasing track attendents, driving into the wall at the all out 4mph (those go carts suck, and I'm fat), rear ending people in the pits, etc.

Renny Faire also comes to mind. Security actually surronded me, like they were in waiting undercover. When they surronded me, I had a beer in my hand. They told me that, "You are done drinking beer today." After that I started drinking wine and taunting them because they only said 'beer' technically. Beer then wine, quite the headache that day. 🙁

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: CallMeJoe
Where is the option for Both?

Any person of quality has been shown the door more than once...

edit: English class, Math class, bars, stores, concerts...

Too many reasons to list...

Oh yeah, I got kicked out of Physics in high school for arguing with the teacher or something like that. Went to the principal, he sent me to the guidance counselor, he told me to go to study hall and go back to class the next day.

oh if we are going to bring school into this... i was kicked out of a pep assembly for booing too loud.

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: minendo
Yes, I got escorted out of Target by their security when I raised hell trying to buy 10 Wiis back when they were first released. The manager kept stating that the ad said one per customer, but when I asked her to show me she threw a fit and called security. Nowhere in the ad did it say Limit 1 per customer.

Wow, you are an ass.