Have you ever AIS'd (Ass in Seat'd) your SO?

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NFS4

NFS4

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Was watching what may be one of the funniest episodes of Everybody Love's Raymond where he's ready to go to the ESPY awards and Deborah isn't ready after they made the agreement that she would have her ass in the seat by 6:30. So he leaves without her.

Of course, that's fiction...but I was wondering if any of you guys have ever done it in real life and what were the repercussions? :D
 
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jumpr

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LOL, I was watching the same episode and almost spit spaghetti all over my kitchen counter. :laugh:

EDIT: "Her A wasn't in the S!"
 
AgaBoogaBoo

AgaBoogaBoo

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I know someone who has, but they were at the point of divorce because of how she had been treating him and taking advantage of everything :p
 
mugs

mugs

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I've made the threat, but I've never had to carry it out because amazingly she manages to get ready on time when I say that.
 
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Ime

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Never have, though to be honest the idea had never occurred to me. I may just try it with my wife and see what happens.
 
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chuckywang

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NFS4

NFS4

No Lifer
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Originally posted by: chuckywang
Please sir, I want some more.
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Assume the position


Anyway, there's got to be some more of you out there that have had the balls to do this! :p I've been tempted on many occasions, but I'm too much of a wuss to leave her.
 
drum

drum

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speaking of that episode nfs4, didn't she get implants IRL?
 
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spidey07

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Yes.

Your ass isn't in the seat, I'm outta here. You had plenty of warning but you still dawdle. WHAT PART OF WE LEAVE THE HOUSE AT 5:30 NO MATTER WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Fortunately I set the AIS time 30 minutes before we should really leave.
 
NFS4

NFS4

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Originally posted by: drum
speaking of that episode nfs4, didn't she get implants IRL?
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Breast lift according to an interview. She had four boys and she said that her boobs started hanging down to her waist after breastfeeding the last one. So she had them lifted :D

I like the results :D
 
drum

drum

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Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: drum
speaking of that episode nfs4, didn't she get implants IRL?
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Breast lift according to an interview. She had four boys and she said that her boobs started hanging down to her waist after breastfeeding the last one. So she had them lifted :D

I like the results :D
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hell, i would have held them up for her, and for a lot less money
 
Aharami

Aharami

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Aug 31, 2001
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wtf? who said you're allowed to make non-car threads?!


and no, i havent.
 
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oboeguy

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I haven't in as many words but when we've had a car borrowed I've gone out ahead of time to get it from a parking spot several blocks away. Also, I've learned to stretch the truth, so to speak, of when we must leave (i.e. 15 minutes earlier than I expect we will). :D
 
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LordSnailz

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damm, I want to dl the show for my wife now ... which season and what was the episode called? :p
 
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