Have you all noticed that these "Boy Bands" always have the one token ugly guy? ;)

NFS4

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You guys know what I'm talking about. Of the 2 boy bands that I know (Nsync and Backstreet Boys), and 98 Degrees (I don't consider them boy bands b/c they can actually sing and they don't dance around like hyper chimps).

Anyway, have you noticed that there is ALWAYS one guy that seems out of place? Either too old-looking, too fat, or just plain fugly:p With Nsync, there's that pudgy porcupine-haired mofo and with 98 Degrees, it's that "other" guy that just doesn't seem to fit in with the rest of the group.

Anyway, just an observation ;)
 

Zach

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There has to be someone to keep the other guys looking good. With out those dorks around, the whole illusion falls through, you have a bunch of old pedophiles trying to get little girls hot by singing and dancing.
 

UnixFreak

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This is the hope that deeko clings too... every boy band needs an "ugly" guy to make the others look good.
 

MrBond

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Speaking of 2gether...

I love how it was supposed to be a spoof on boybands, and due to the boyband hysteria they became a hit. Very good idea of the average MTV watcher mentality....they don't even know when they're being mocked.

On a related note, if you want to see a damn Southpark episode on boybands, go to www.spdownloads.com and download "Fingerbang" It's great :D
 

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Lance Bass from Nsync not only fell out of the ugly tree, he hit every branch on the way down! Damn, that boy is ooglie... :Q

And UnixFreak, thats just being rude. Insulting his music is bad enough, but taking cheap personal shots?
 

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<< This is the hope that deeko clings too... every boy band needs an &quot;ugly&quot; guy to make the others look good. >>

ROFLMAO! :D
 

NFS4

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<< Lance Bass from Nsync not only fell out of the ugly tree, he hit every branch on the way down! Damn, that boy is ooglie... :Q

And UnixFreak, thats just being rude. Insulting his music is bad enough, but taking cheap personal shots?
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I'm not meaning to be an a$$ GF, but don't your first and second sentences contradict each other?:Q
 

Yeeny

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My problem is that Deeko is what, 16? I just don't get why UnixFreak has such a hardon for bashing him every chance he gets. It's just sad.

But yeah, I see your point, I saw it the second I posted it, doh! ;)
 

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<< Who's the dork in BSB? >>



I vote for the dumbass with the two earrings and the awful facial hair (AJ ???), but getting serious competition from the 43 year-old guy trying to pass off as a 15 year-old...
 

Hehe, AJ is the Donny Walburg of BSB.

All (five man) boy bands consist of:

1) The cute little guy.
2) Two manly guys.
3) The dork.
4) The &quot;tuff&quot; guy.
 

UnixFreak

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<< I just don't get why UnixFreak has such a hardon for bashing him every chance he gets. It's just sad. >>



For one, he asks for it. Bad. And really, I dont see why deeko can take good natured heckling better than other people reading it. Seems he has the thicker skin. Just an observation.




<< 2) Two manly guys. >>



Where are they? Havent seen them yet. Most are about as manly as the Village people.
 

happykitten

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Maybe the ugly guy is the only one who can actually sing? (and I use the word &quot;sing&quot; liberally ;) )

 

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Joey Fatone (N'Sync) - Ugly
AJ McLean (BSB) - Ugly
Ringo Starr (Beatles) - Ugly
David Coverdale (Whitesnake) - Ugly
Steven Tyler (Aerosmith) - Ugly
Keith Richards (Rolling Stones) - Ugly
All the members of KISS - Ugly


It's not just the &quot;boy bands&quot; - lots of bands have all got at least one really fugly member.
 

MrBond

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<< Ringo Starr (Beatles) - Ugly >>


I thought he was one of the much stalked after members in his heyday?
 

Sugadaddy

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<< I thought he was one of the much stalked after members in his heyday? >>



nah, that's only because he knew the other 3 guys... :)
 

ucdnam

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You gotta have guys that cover the spectrum, so that they can attract as wide a spectrum of fans as possible. I wonder how long before we have a member or two who is gay.
 

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I wish they were all ugly--maybe then their fans might actually concentrate on what (should be) the important thing--the music.

It's true--video killed the radio star. Being physically attractive seems to hold more weight than if you have any true musical talent or not. It's like no one seems to care that all you need to be in a boy band is a decent singing voice and a pretty face. Sometimes you don't even need the former. Musical talent is an afterthought! Look at Britney Spears (I'll be the first to admit that she's really attractive, but have you ever heard her sing live? Yikes!)

I'm glad we're moving past this sad era in music. Long live the singer-songwriter!!!

l2c
 

ucdnam

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It's just that kids/teens see popularity in &quot;pop music&quot;. Everyone else listens to them, maybe if I do also, I'll become a mainstream teen and be accepted. Most kids are insecure at that age and are still looking to find themselves. Most don't have a view of themselves and don't want to feel unaccepted. Heck, most can't stand on their own and would crumble if left alone.

Pop music only fills that group of people who are insecure and need to feel like they are a part of something.