Have you accepted Jesus yet?

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: desk
lmao....

the baby jesus anti-fornication thong:

This undergarment will remind anyone who is tempted to fornicate to not forsake the Baby Jesus... He is watching, always watching.

WTF!!!

 

[ActuaryTm]

Jesus has mad skillz, yo.

 

[RelaxTheMind]

WTF? fornicating with christian chicks is great. Especially the youth group chicks. they are so easy to sway...

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Jesus has mad skillz, yo.

hahahaha nice one.

 

[Thegonagle]

Originally posted by: TheBDB
He looks very Middle Eastern.

Go figure!

(Where was Jesus born?)

 

[ActuaryTm]

My previous response was somewhat culturally biased.

To make our lovely Canuckistan neighbors feel welcome.

 

[Darthvoy]

Originally posted by: Qosis
Have you?

God that little baby scares the crap out of me.

Religious zealots scare me.

Actually, baby jesus would look more arab and would not have blue eyes and blonde hair.

 

[maziwanka]

hahahahaha. idiotic websites

 

[Alex]

Originally posted by: BroeBo

Originally posted by: isasir
Is it just my browser, or is the "Please visit the following good Christian businesses:" section blank?

Its blank....lol!

bwhahahha

gotta love the url too, blablajesussave.us hahahah

 

[thomsbrain]

WWWWWWHY!

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: hpkeeper
it would be so much cooler if that flash animation let you move the cursor over the face with an animated hand and smack it in the face.

you can! hit him once and he giggles. hit him repeatedly and he whines!

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: thomsbrain

Originally posted by: hpkeeper
it would be so much cooler if that flash animation let you move the cursor over the face with an animated hand and smack it in the face.

you can! hit him once and he giggles. hit him repeatedly and he whines!

don't forget . . .

'turn the other cheek'

and

'you're forgiven'

 

[dbuttcheek69]

Originally posted by: 3chordcharlie

Originally posted by: dbuttcheek69
i accepted Jesus into my heart probably 8 or 9 years ago, but it really didnt mean that much to me up until recently, when i started dating a christain girl, and it has really changed my life

Not to belittle you - but how could you adopt a religion, and have it 'not mean much to you'?

i mainly just did it because my parents made me go to church and all that stuff.
i guess you coul say that i didnt actually adopt it until recently.

im not going to be gay here and try to prove why Christianity is the only way and if you dont become one your a horrible person going straight to hell. frankly im sick of those threads

thats why its called faith.
you just have to believe the good news

 

[Pepsi90919]

STUPID. HOUSE. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.