Have to introduce myself in my online class...

[Vich]

So,

My online class begins today and already there are about 25 posts, with the typical " Hello my name is Bob, i have 2 sememsters left before graduating and work at <insert name>. I hope everyone does well in the class"


I just got off work. So im bored, and want the funny ppl at ATOT to help me write a funny off the wall introduction. Such as im a 22yr old white male that enjoys long walks down the streets of baltimore... etc (Is that even funny?)

It cant contain swears or be to inapropriate.

So stay clean!

🙂

 

[iamtrout]

Hello I am a 22 year old white male who just tittie fvcked your mother last night. I couldn't find a condom so I used one of your socks. It's ok, I put it back. Sorry your toes are all sticky now.

 

[imported_Trippin315]

The fist time that you had sex and all you did was hit her thigh.

 

[Akhen]

Dont try to be funny it pisses off most of the online teachers, trust me I have tried.

 

[yowolabi]

Originally posted by: Vich
So,

My online class begins today and already there are about 25 posts, with the typical " Hello my name is Bob, i have 2 sememsters left before graduating and work at <insert name>. I hope everyone does well in the class"


I just got off work. So im bored, and want the funny ppl at ATOT to help me write a funny off the wall introduction. Such as im a 22yr old white male that enjoys long walks down the streets of baltimore... etc (Is that even funny?)

It cant contain swears or be to inapropriate.

So stay clean!

🙂

No, that's not even funny.

And I would help you write something hilarious, but then it wouldn't be your introduction, and I can't assist in any type of dishonesty. They write all that down in a book, and when you die they read it out loud.

 

[desiplaya4life]

well if we give you ideas of what to put, where does your originality comes in? then you should not label "about me" label it "about anandtech" !

use your own mind and come up with something.

 

[Vich]

Its doesnt have to be about me. I just want something funny to put, hehe.

 

[DannyLove]

what kind of online class is this and i'm assuming this is being posted on some type of forum?

 

[Pepsei]

do you want to try to pick up anyone from the class?

 

[kogase]

I can't imagine what it would be like to be an unoriginal, insincere, and dishonest bottom-feeder such as yourself. I can't imagine taking credit for something I didn't do, although there's plenty of people who do it and feel great about themselves. I'm guessing they can do it simply because they're scumbags. Doing stuff like that eats at me.

 

[Vich]

Originally posted by: kogase
I can't imagine what it would be like to be an unoriginal, insincere, and dishonest bottom-feeder such as yourself. I can't imagine taking credit for something I didn't do, although there's plenty of people who do it and feel great about themselves. I'm guessing they can do it simply because they're scumbags. Doing stuff like that eats at me.

What the hell are you talking about? You're talking as if i stole someones essay and submitted it as my own. This is some stupid introduction thread. 😕 Please, stop being an idiot and preach somewhere else.

And im not trying to pick up anyone from the class. Its a stupid 3 credit course that i need to graduate. 😉

 

[nakedfrog]

Cheesecake. Gets 'em every time.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: kogase
I can't imagine what it would be like to be an unoriginal, insincere, and dishonest bottom-feeder such as yourself. I can't imagine taking credit for something I didn't do, although there's plenty of people who do it and feel great about themselves. I'm guessing they can do it simply because they're scumbags. Doing stuff like that eats at me.

Well, you can feel great about yourself being a douche. Now I don't do this stuff, but I saw no need to crap on the thread.

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

Originally posted by: iamtrout
Hello I am a 22 year old white male who just tittie fvcked your mother last night. I couldn't find a condom so I used one of your socks. It's ok, I put it back. Sorry your toes are all sticky now.

Are you and DainBramaged related?

 

[FeuerFrei]

HAHAHA! I'm using the INTERNET!!!!!11

 

[kogase]

Originally posted by: Vich

Originally posted by: kogase
I can't imagine what it would be like to be an unoriginal, insincere, and dishonest bottom-feeder such as yourself. I can't imagine taking credit for something I didn't do, although there's plenty of people who do it and feel great about themselves. I'm guessing they can do it simply because they're scumbags. Doing stuff like that eats at me.

What the hell are you talking about? You're talking as if i stole someones essay and submitted it as my own. This is some stupid introduction thread. 😕 Please, stop being an idiot and preach somewhere else.

The specific act you are trying to pull isn't an egregious crime against humanity, on the other hand it's indicative of a certain mindset that would be okay with doing something like this (taking credit for something you didn't do) that could lend itself to a variety of acts much worse.

 

[kogase]

Originally posted by: So
Now I don't do this stuff, but I saw no need to crap on the thread.

Tough, I did.

 

[rocadelpunk]

Originally posted by: FeuerFrei
HAHAHA! I'm using the INTERNET!!!!!11

i chuckled at that.

 

[desiplaya4life]

Originally posted by: kogase
I can't imagine what it would be like to be an unoriginal, insincere, and dishonest bottom-feeder such as yourself. I can't imagine taking credit for something I didn't do, although there's plenty of people who do it and feel great about themselves. I'm guessing they can do it simply because they're scumbags. Doing stuff like that eats at me.

wow calm down bro. sheesh


CHEESECAKE? whats so funny in saying that lol? i wanna know

Originally posted by: Pepsei
do you want to try to pick up anyone from the class?

Lol.

 

[kranky]

hey man I need to write an intro for this online class im taking and i need some ideas. im having enough trouble learning to use this pc as it is so help me out. how do i tell if im typing in the class window or in that aim window???

 

[Vich]

Originally posted by: kogase

Originally posted by: Vich

Originally posted by: kogase
I can't imagine what it would be like to be an unoriginal, insincere, and dishonest bottom-feeder such as yourself. I can't imagine taking credit for something I didn't do, although there's plenty of people who do it and feel great about themselves. I'm guessing they can do it simply because they're scumbags. Doing stuff like that eats at me.

What the hell are you talking about? You're talking as if i stole someones essay and submitted it as my own. This is some stupid introduction thread. 😕 Please, stop being an idiot and preach somewhere else.

The specific act you are trying to pull isn't an egregious crime against humanity, on the other hand it's indicative of a certain mindset that would be okay with doing something like this (taking credit for something you didn't do) that could lend itself to a variety of acts much worse.

Yes your are right, me asking ATOT to help me write a funny introduction for my online class that is worth nothing will definetely open up the gates of hell and lead to my ultimate demise as i plagerize the hell out of everything i do!

 

[kogase]

Originally posted by: Vich
Yes your are right, me asking ATOT to help me write a funny introduction for my online class that is worth nothing will definetely open up the gates of hell and lead to my ultimate demise as i plagerize the hell out of everything i do!

It's a possibility. It's more likely it simply means you are a person who doesn't mind plagarizing to get what they want.

 

[FeuerFrei]

Originally posted by: kogase

Originally posted by: Vich
Yes your are right, me asking ATOT to help me write a funny introduction for my online class that is worth nothing will definetely open up the gates of hell and lead to my ultimate demise as i plagerize the hell out of everything i do!

It's a possibility. It's more likely it simply means you are a person who doesn't mind plagarizing to get what they want.

I think he's proceeding on the assumption that if we post it, he's authorized to use it. I think anyone posting in this thread is implicitly giving consent.

OP you must of previously pissed of kogase here.

 

[Vich]

This is what i wrote

" Hello,

My names Rich. I am a 22 year old male who enjoys collecticing star trek figurines and watching re-runs of Xena: Warrior Princess . My other hobbies include fencing and playing dungeons and dragons with my friends. I love being around felines and am currently accompanied by my two cats, taz and rusty. I am currently employed by Johns Hopkins, and hope to integrate the material in this class into my knowledge base. I wish everyone goodluck in this course."

 

[Pepsei]

Originally posted by: Vich
This is what i wrote

" Hello,

My names Rich. I am a 22 year old male who enjoys collecticing star trek figurines and watching re-runs of Xena: Warrior Princess . My other hobbies include fencing and playing dungeons and dragons with my friends. I love being around felines and am currently accompanied by my two cats, taz and rusty. I am currently employed by Johns Hopkins, and hope to integrate the material in this class into my knowledge base. I wish everyone goodluck in this course."

omg, no... oh you're joking right?