Have to Bring object that describes myself

[FFactory0x]

I have a comm class and need to bring an object that describes myself. Any idea's
I like computers,woman, beer, fishing, music

 

[azazyel]

a rock

 

Inflatable sex toy.

 

[fs5]

whatever it is, you should bring two of 'em because you like to repeat yourself.

 

[edro]

I bottle of Jergins.

 

[Hammer]

a used condom

 

Hammer, someone elses used condom, that'll make a statement.

 

Bring something in that represents what you like to do on a daily basis, simple.

 

[Yossarian]

dildo

 

[Jhill]

Bring a billy the bass fish that you put on the wall and sings when someone walks by.

It covers fishing, music, beer (you have to be drunk to buy it) and it kinda covers computers. If you leave it up on your wall you will not get any women so you don't need to worry about that one. Everything is covered.

 

[Ranger X]

Originally posted by: Roger
Bring something in that represents what you like to do on a daily basis, simple.

Like a rubber chicken? The demonstration of the strangling can be performed in front of everyone if no one gets it.

 

[z0mb13]

a 1 inch carrot.

 

[Bitek]

Originally posted by: z0mb13
a 1 inch carrot.

😀



WTF kind of answers were you expecting to get?

 

[waggy]

i was thinking astro glide.

but i like the rubber chicken better.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Ranger X

Originally posted by: Roger
Bring something in that represents what you like to do on a daily basis, simple.

Like a rubber chicken? The demonstration of the strangling can be performed in front of everyone if no one gets it.

Wahahahahah! Nice. 😎

 

[slag]

Originally posted by: FFactory0x
I have a comm class and need to bring an object that describes myself. Any idea's
I like computers,woman, beer, fishing, music

computer with internet porn as the background with a bud light interlude playing music.

 

[shopbruin]

when i did this same speech, i used my tennis racquet. i've seen people bring idols, shoes, soccer balls, etc.