HAVE SCIENTISTS GOOFED UP OUR ORIGINS??

MisfitsFiend

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Washington Tribunal Evening Edition Tuesday,
September 27, 2005

SCIENTISTS GOOF UP ORIGINS??
By Mark Elbard, Sr. Reporter

Los Angeles - Researchers in the anthropological department at UCLA
uncovered, what has to be, one of the greatest goofs of modern
anthropological studies
today. Dr. Anid Harjak, head of the anthropology and Archeological
departments at UCLA said, "I can't believe we could have missed
something like this, but
what we have now discovered is more exciting that anything we've ever
encountered."

Man did not originate from Africa?

May 2005 - Dr. Anid and his team have made a new discovery. A set of
bones

of an early human-like tribe predating those found in Africa by 1000
years. Where was this discovery made? In a large country right in the
middle of
Europe and Asia. A country that most Americans haven't even heard of
until the
recent Elections that took place there, Ukraine.

The bones, at first, looked too evolved to be considered as bones from
such

an early period. "But after a cross reference with the bones found in
Africa,
we found that the bones we thought to be of early human origins, in
Africa,

were in fact bones of a species very close to ours, but not quite" said
Dr.

Rosalina Evandelez, one of the participants of the geological digs and
leading
expert of Early Human Evolutional Development.

As it turns out, the bones found in Kravina, Ukraine, were early human
bones.
"The oldest ever found. It seems that this country that most of us
have
hardly even heard of is where life originated.
And after we ran several statistical diagnostics through our computer,
we
have discovered that 87.9% of humans living on this planet today have
some traces
Ukrainian blood in them, believe it or not. 10% has been worn away
through

strict in-race breeding and inbreeding through families, such as the
cultures
of the middle east and the royal families throughout the world" Dr.
Anid
stated enthusiastically.

More information on this subject can be found in next month's National
Geographic Magazine.
Visit http://www.nationalgeographic.com for more details.
 

Spike

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strange... not sure what I have to say. I defintly don't feel Ukranian... ;)

-spike
 
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yay.. now i can go up that girl who 'rejected' me last week and say that 87% percent of me is ukrainian and therefore she and I can go out.
 

YOyoYOhowsDAjello

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"predating those found in Africa by 1000 years"

What year are we talking about here?
 

ironcrotch

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Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
"predating those found in Africa by 1000 years"

What year are we talking about here?

I don't think they know that either. I don't believe them anymore than I believe the other idea.
 

Maetryx

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The article assumes that folks have hardly ever heard of Ukraine. That's kind of odd. It's not like Ukraine is all that unknown.
 

jjones

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That article is really badly written in so many ways, and the archeologists' comments don't help any. However, it is an interesting discovery and conclusion, but I'll wait for a more informative study backed by more solid research before changing my thoughts about the origins of humanity.