Have any of you guys looked at Scientology?

[0roo0roo]

crazy cultists hold powerful positions in all levels of government. thats for sure.

 

[timosyy]

Originally posted by: TheShiz
what I think is really funny about scientology is that it gets all this bad publicity and all, but when it boils down to it, scientology is basically the same thing as christianity. Both are pretty much fairy tales. christianity just has a couple thousand year start, so more people accept it.

Um..

 

[waggy]

while all religions ask you to "donate" very few demand you to donate to continue in the religion. when they go so far as to offer to sale your house for you to get the next level you know something is messed up.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Have any of you guys looked at Scientology?

Not without laughing my ass off. :laugh:

 

[HardcoreRobot]

im still searching for my thetans

 

[Phlargo]

yeah really.. how could possibly need to know more after watching south park 🙂

 

[Jeff7]

Hot damn, Scientology can solve just about anything! Impressive

What part of your life do you want to handle?

Unhappiness, Stress, Anxiety, Depression
Trouble Thinking Clearly
Personal Well-being
Marriage
Children
Helping Others
Integrity, Honesty, Right and Wrong

Education and Learning
Communication
Job Productivity, Achieving Goals, Financial Success
Living in a Dangerous Environment
Drug and Alcohol Problems
Personalities, Emotions and How to Deal with Others

It also removes tough stains, FAST. Even whitens teeth. Cures impotence! Even lets ATOT regulars get dates. HOT dates!*










* Unfortunately, these dates are just dried fruits from the date palm, which you have to microwave if you want them hot.