Have any Muslims been proven to be terrorists?

[Anarchist420]

I don't think so. Correct me if I'm wrong, but:
There is no proof that Al-qaida exists:
http://polidics.com/cia/top-ranking-cia-operatives-admit-al-qaeda-is-a-complete-fabrication.html

The Federal Government still hasn't proved that it didn't do 9/11. There is far more evidence that suggests Bin Laden had nothing to do with it than evidence suggesting he did. Kind of like how he always denied being behind it and then an imposter of Bin Laden says he did it.

The Underwear bomber was proved to be set up by the FBI.

The bombings in India in 11/08 were proven to be done by the CIA.

The 7/7 Train bombings were probably done by the MI6, Britain's terrorist equivalent of the U.S.'s terrorist CIA and Israel's terrorist Mossad.

So, why is everyone rushing to support persecution of muslims and the war on non-existant terror when the Federal Government has failed to prove that Muslims aren't behind this shit?

serious thread not found. -DrPizza

 

[JS80]

I think there's a [small] probability that Anarchist420 is Charlie Sheen. Discuss.

 

[PokerGuy]

All I want to know is, what are you smoking/consuming that causes such hallucinations and delusions? It must be some powerful stuff.

@ JS80. Maybe OP has tiger blood and adonis DNA!

 

[YoungGun21]

I don't think so. Correct me if I'm wrong, but:
There is no proof that Al-qaida exists:
http://polidics.com/cia/top-ranking-cia-operatives-admit-al-qaeda-is-a-complete-fabrication.html

The Federal Government still hasn't proved that it didn't do 9/11. There is far more evidence that suggests Bin Laden had nothing to do with it than evidence suggesting he did. Kind of like how he always denied being behind it and then an imposter of Bin Laden says he did it.

The Underwear bomber was proved to be set up by the FBI.

The bombings in India in 11/08 were proven to be done by the CIA.

The 7/7 Train bombings were probably done by the MI6, Britain's terrorist equivalent of the U.S.'s terrorist CIA and Israel's terrorist Mossad.

So, why is everyone rushing to support persecution of muslims and the war on non-existant terror when the Federal Government has failed to prove that Muslims aren't behind this shit?

Proof that the bombings in India were done by the CIA?

 

[CPA]

The Federal Government still hasn't proved that it didn't do 9/11.

And you haven't proved that your aren't an idiot.

 

[PeshakJang]

These threads used to be predictibly funny... but this one caught me by surprise.

OP is definately on the Sheen.

 

[Conroe]

I'm neither a muslim or a terrorist. That's proof enough for me.

 

[OCGuy]

Can this guy be banned yet? Or at least stopped from starting threads?

 

[Macamus Prime]

Extremists are terrorists; pro-lifers who shoot abortion doctors, islamic fundamentalists, israel's army, etc.

 

[JS80]

Extremists are terrorists; pro-lifers who shoot abortion doctors, islamic fundamentalists, israel's army, etc.

Yup people who shoot people who bomb cafes are terrorists.

 

[wuliheron]

Don'tchaknow all Muslims are terrorists by definition! It's in the Koran!

 

[Macamus Prime]

Yup people who shoot people who bomb cafes are terrorists.

People who run over civilians with bulldozers are terrorists.

People who drop scud missiles on the source of a RPG are terrorists.

Israel's response is pretty heavy handed. Frankly, they can all go fuck themselves, but truth be told, they are both the same shit; rabid dogs.

 

[OCGuy]

This thread is now about Bill Murray movies.

 

[Zebo]

Don't tell me you're a truffer too?

Dude get out more. You're way to tightly wrapped for your age.

 

[Nebor]

I think there's a [small] probability that Anarchist420 is Charlie Sheen. Discuss.

:biggrin: Awesome.


Everyone knows muslims are terrorists. We don't even have to be involved in a situation, and muslims will blow themselves up to kill each other.

 

[rudder]

I think there's a [small] probability that Anarchist420 is Charlie Sheen. Discuss.

as crazy as Charlie Sheen is... he does get laid. I do not believe Anarchist420 has experienced that yet.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Reported - Lock and Ban

 

[Steeplerot]

Been Laud-in dinnt blow up da projecktz!

Tell da troof!

 

[bamacre]

This thread is now about Bill Murray movies.

"What About Bob?" comes to mind.

 

[OCGuy]

"What About Bob?" comes to mind.

Groundhog Day and Kingpin are what I always struggle with.....how can you rank one above the other?

 

[Macamus Prime]

Kingpin is too dark. I'll take Groundhog Day though.

 

[airdata]

The Underwear bomber was proved to be set up by the FBI.

I made a thread about the underwear bomber and how FOX news was covering the court hearing where witnesses described him arguing w\ the people at the airport... he had no papers, and then some dude in a suit comes and magically gets him cleared to get on the plane w\ no passport or anything. I think it got 5 replies maybe, because nobody even cares. Which is sad.

But most people don't want to even think about stuff like this. Most people are content to believe that some dude acted on his own and was caught trying to blow up an airliner.

The only " Terrorists " caught recently have been people who the FBI / / CIA basically entrapped.

 

[bamacre]

Groundhog Day and Kingpin are what I always struggle with.....how can you rank one above the other?

Either my joke wasn't funny, or it went over your head.

But to answer your question, you can't. No need to. Just think of that comb-over getting all out of whack and laugh.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

The only " Terrorists " caught recently have been people who the FBI / / CIA basically entrapped.

Because the person isn't a terrorist if you give him a fake bomb and he agrees to go blow up an airport. He's just a victim of the government conspiracy!

Seriously, wtf are you people smoking?

 

[KGB]

Either my joke wasn't funny, or it went over your head.

But to answer your question, you can't. No need to. Just think of that comb-over getting all out of whack and laugh.

The most appropriate title should be "Lost in Translation".