Hasselhoff roast on Comedy Central - WHOLEY F'n LOL!

[Perknose]

A couple halocaust jokes..

Joking about the mass scalping of angels. Unforgivable.

 

[zinfamous]

Joking about the mass scalping of angels. Unforgivable.

but but but it was the jews tellin them jokes so it's cool. :hmm:

 

[JulesMaximus]

Doesn't surprise me you listen to trash like that.

Can I find the roast anywhere online?

Stern is a god among men. I'm not surprised you don't get it Testicles.

BTW-Every single comic and celebrity on that roast with the possible exception of the Hoff has been on the Stern show. In fact, Whitney Cummings was in studio today.

 

[preslove]

doesn't surprise me that I felt the need to get in on the eye rollin'

Doesn't surprise me that your sarcasm is lacking

 

[Wyndru]

Once you have seen 1 roast....

Half those guests are nobodies or washed-ups just reading tasteless jokes from a teleprompter.

I watched Godfrey's part cause my co-worker thought it was hilarious, and didn't laugh once. I just thought, wow this guy tries too hard to act like he has completely lost his marbles.

 

[StageLeft]

link or it didn't happen

 

[TrueBlueLS]

I was surprised they pulled out the Gary Coleman joke.

 

[shocksyde]

"Wholey?"

Really?

It's "Holy."

 

[Born2bwire]

Ooooh... I would like to see Gilbert Godfrey's bit. His part in the Bob Saget roast was so horrible but so funny.

 

[Fritzo]

Once you have seen 1 roast....

Half those guests are nobodies or washed-ups just reading tasteless jokes from a teleprompter.

I watched Godfrey's part cause my co-worker thought it was hilarious, and didn't laugh once. I just thought, wow this guy tries too hard to act like he has completely lost his marbles.

Wow, your joyless life must suck.

 

[Fritzo]

"Wholey?"

Really?

It's "Holy."

That was done on purpose, Mr. Nazi.

 

[JackBurton]

The Roast was awesome and thought Gilbert Godfrey stole the show. Those genie jokes were HILARIOUS! I love Gilbert though.

 

[bolomite]

oh for heaven's sake, it's Gilbert Gottfried, not Godfrey

 

[Born2bwire]

oh for heaven's sake I love Godfrey

Some of us enjoy propagating mistruthiness.

 

[QueBert]

Ooooh... I would like to see Gilbert Godfrey's bit. His part in the Bob Saget roast was so horrible but so funny.

He fucking stole the show there. When he said Mary Kate & Ashley walked in a bar and asked for a Bob Saget

"what's a Bob Saget?" <- Bartender
"Well it's glass of chocolate milk, and then you wake up an hour later and your ass hurts"

FUCKIN WIN!

 

[punjabiplaya]

Does Pamela Anderson always wear that see-through black top? She wore it at her own damn roast. Still a hilarious roast.

 

[0roo0roo]

Ooooh... I would like to see Gilbert Godfrey's bit. His part in the Bob Saget roast was so horrible but so funny.

hes got a stand up dvd on netflix


and yea roasts are harsh, but funny

 

[StageLeft]

link or it didn't happen.

 

[Wyndru]

Wow, your joyless life must suck.

You are absolutely right, because hearing the same jokes about how Pam Anderson is a whore 50 times in the same show is the definition of joy.

I don't get excited by "shock" humor, where they try to make the audience get fired up without even being that funny.

I guess roasts just aren't my thing.

 

[Tristicus]

Does Pamela Anderson always wear that see-through black top? She wore it at her own damn roast. Still a hilarious roast.

Thankfully!


This was more like the roast of Pam Anderson though anyways.

 

[kgokal]

DId anyone see the up-skirt of Whitney Cummings? ( as soon as she gets up for her turn)

Wait... wait.... I THOUGHT I SAW TIGHTY WHITIES!

I DID, I DID!

 

[Homerboy]

Sweet! Transferring from my DVR now.
Torrents=DVRs

amateur hour

Looking forward to watching this. Sitting on XBMC to fire up tonight.

 

[shocksyde]

That was done on purpose, Mr. Nazi.

I'm all for word-play and puns, but what in the hell was the purpose of "wholey?"

 

[Fritzo]

I'm all for word-play and puns, but what in the hell was the purpose of "wholey?"

To stress the "hole" part of the word. Wow...that really bugs you, doesn't it.

I think they have pills for that.

 

[slayer202]

He fucking stole the show there. When he said Mary Kate & Ashley walked in a bar and asked for a Bob Saget

"what's a Bob Saget?" <- Bartender
"Well it's glass of chocolate milk, and then you wake up an hour later and your ass hurts"

FUCKIN WIN!

the bob saget roast was about 100x better than this hasslehoff one. there were some good jokes here and there, but nothing really awesome, like gilbert and norm at the saget roast.

I didn't really think gilbert was that great this time. Looking forward to seeing him at caroline's next week though.

I loved everyone calling hulk a i love you though lol