i love gary spence, he's so right!
Our barnyard qualifications for parenthood: I think it bizarre that we should be permitted to take on the most important of all human functions, parenthood, without any training whatsoever, especially when the consequences of our own innocent acts against our children can so deform them. As parents, our opportunity to destroy lives and to maim souls is nearly unlimited. No one would think of permitting a doctor to operate without sufficient education and training. We are required to demonstrate our skill in driving an automobile before we get behind the wheel and subject innocent people to our incompetence. In this so-called civilized society we erect every protection around our members, but we let any ignorant fop who can copulate raise children. The sole qualification for parenthood in this society is merely that we demonstrate our carnal proficiency at the level of a barnyard breeding boar - this and this alone qualifies us for parenthood in America. We demand considerably more of the man we call to repair the lawnmower.
