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Has anyone ever done a study to find out what happens to socks?

rudeguy

rudeguy

Lifer
I don't understand where they go. I will do a load of laundry with 5 matching sets of socks and it will always come out with one missing. The lil bastards never show back up either.

 
Originally posted by: TridenTBoy3555
Originally posted by: dNor
In my teenage years they always ended up sharp as glass on the inside. Oh, the memories of the pre-Fleshlight era.
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wtf... You fucked your socks?
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autoerotic foot fetish? 😀
 
Originally posted by: dNor
In my teenage years they always ended up sharp as glass on the inside. Oh, the memories of the pre-Fleshlight era.
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:thumbsup: welcome back

8.5/10

A bit rusty there, it's missing the shock factor I'd expect from you on the response.


P.S: Stop pming me for cyber, thx
 
I remember one time when I was in a hurry and accidentally put one of my cumsocks on my foot. Shredded my foot. I stopped using socks after that.
 
Odds are you lose them in the washer; they're stuck to one of the walls and you don't think to look. So when you pull the load out of the dryer, you're missing one. Next time, you take the load out of the washer, along with that extra sock. When you finish drying, you'll have an unpaired sock again.

Or, you're just not putting in two of each sock when you do your laundry. Personally, I don't count my socks.
 
All my socks are the same color, type. No pairing up, just one happy group marriage. Missing socks are not noticed.
 
Originally posted by: ironwing
All my socks are the same color, type. No pairing up, just one happy group marriage. Missing socks are not noticed.
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Yes they are! You are a liar! You are a fucking liar! What about when you get odd numbers when folding! One lonely fucking sock!??! WTF! LIAR!
 
Originally posted by: Mr Pickles
Originally posted by: ironwing
All my socks are the same color, type. No pairing up, just one happy group marriage. Missing socks are not noticed.
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Yes they are! You are a liar! You are a fucking liar! What about when you get odd numbers when folding! One lonely fucking sock!??! WTF! LIAR!
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He doesn't fold. He just dumps them into the dresser drawer so it's one big sloppy sock orgy.
 
Originally posted by: vi edit
Originally posted by: Mr Pickles
Originally posted by: ironwing
All my socks are the same color, type. No pairing up, just one happy group marriage. Missing socks are not noticed.
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Yes they are! You are a liar! You are a fucking liar! What about when you get odd numbers when folding! One lonely fucking sock!??! WTF! LIAR!
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He doesn't fold. He just dumps them into the dresser drawer so it's one big sloppy sock orgy.
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He is like me then.
 
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