Has anyone accidentally seen you naked?

dugweb

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hah, that reminds me of a time when i was at my buds sleeping on the floor, His mom walked in the room and screamed, i was like wtf... so i look up at him on the bed, and he is lying on his back with his hands scrunched under his bumb in his boxors. His hands under his bumb pulled the fly open on the front, so his johnson was flopped out to the side. It was a hilarious image, him totally asleep with his penis haning out
 

jadinolf

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Yes, my next door neighbor, Heather a couple of months ago.

Now she won't leave me alone.
 

Shawn

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Originally posted by: Sam334
Me: Not completely naked, but I once walked into the living room with (unbeknownst to me) my penis hanging out of my pajama fly. My housekeeper saw it :-/

hahahaha, no.
 

RbSX

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My brother has a nasty habit of not knocking on my door before he enters a room, and sometimes he'll do it right after I take a shower and getting changed.. i usually have a towel around me though.
 

narzy

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I saw myself nakkid once, the sight blinded me for 3 days strait, oh what a hidious blob...
 

TechBoyJK

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anybody that mentions vai and satriani should also like petrucci.

listening to satch's flying in a blue dream right now (the song) the tones, textures, melodies, and overall experience of teh song, specially in headphones, is incredibly moving. another good song off that cd is I believe, which has the coolest delay based solo in Teh World.
 

revnja

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Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
anybody that mentions vai and satriani should also like petrucci.

listening to satch's flying in a blue dream right now (the song) the tones, textures, melodies, and overall experience of teh song, specially in headphones, is incredibly moving. another good song off that cd is I believe, which has the coolest delay based solo in Teh World.

What? :confused: I thought we were talking about nakedness -- not guitar players.
 

iamtrout

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I accidentally walked into this one girl's room hard as fvck and I made the best of it by jumping on her, legs apart.
 

revnja

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Originally posted by: iamtrout
I accidentally walked into this one girl's room hard as fvck and I made the best of it by jumping on her, legs apart.

:thumbsup:
 

iamtrout

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Originally posted by: adambooth
Originally posted by: iamtrout
I accidentally walked into this one girl's room hard as fvck and I made the best of it by jumping on her, legs apart.

:thumbsup:

She was like "Hey! What the f - *muffled, choking sounds* "
 
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Originally posted by: iamtrout
I accidentally walked into this one girl's room hard as fvck and I made the best of it by jumping on her, legs apart.

thats how a real man does it.
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: dugweb
hah, that reminds me of a time when i was at my buds sleeping on the floor, His mom walked in the room and screamed, i was like wtf... so i look up at him on the bed, and he is lying on his back with his hands scrunched under his bumb in his boxors. His hands under his bumb pulled the fly open on the front, so his johnson was flopped out to the side. It was a hilarious image, him totally asleep with his penis haning out
rock out with your c0ck out. :p

 

SearchMaster

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I had it happen once. My wife and I had just come back to the hotel room after a day at the beach. She had gotten in the shower; I had gotten my clothes off and was looking for a sports score, about to join her in the shower. We must have left the door not quite latched because these two drunk dudes burst in the room, laughing and drinking. I, in all my nakedness, scream for them to get the fvck out of there. Their eyes both turned big as saucers (naturally ;)) as they apologized and let themselves out.