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Has any religious being been thanked at awards shows besides Jesus?

Originally posted by: logic1485
yes, in the Bollywood awards, many Gods have been thanked 😀
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Actually, I've always wondered if they have. I made this thread because a friend's friend won an award at some Indian award show this weekend, and I asked her if he thanked Allah (he didn't).
 
"I'd like to thank Ganesh for removing obstacles, Saraswati for giving me knowledge, Krishna for...."
 
"First of all, I'd like to say thanks to god for taking a dump on my competitors today. Thanks for picking me over them today."
 
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: isasir
"I'd like to thank Ganesh for removing obstacles, Saraswati for giving me knowledge, Krishna for...."
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What would you thank Shiva for?
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For not destroying the world, allowing me to receive my award?
 
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: isasir
"I'd like to thank Ganesh for removing obstacles, Saraswati for giving me knowledge, Krishna for...."
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What would you thank Shiva for?
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Not destroying the world before you had a chance to win?
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D'oh, beaten by seconds.
 
I thank Jesus for a lot of things, but thanking him for sacrificing himself surely was a waste
I'll bet that if Jesus was still alive, this world would be a better place :roll:
 
I can't seem to recall any other religious figure/Godhead being used in profanity...looks like He has a monopoly, eh? 😛
 
Comedy Central Presents - Pablo Fransisco
On the topic of male R&B singer:

"Rappers are the funniest guys. Rappers, when they get their awards, don't they, they always credit God.
(Rapper voice accepting awards)
"I'd like to thank Jesus Christ ....
Jehova God Almighty ...
for my number one hit single ...
its called "Suck Yo Momma" ..
Thank ya very much.
G'night, g'night.
(Boom Chica Boom Chica Boom)
White people die!"
(Boom Chica Boom)"
 
Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: Semidevil
I'd like to thank Thor....

and my pet dragon Bahamut....
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way to rip off FFX 😛
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You do realize that neither Thor nor Bahamut are the intellectual property of SquareSoft, don't you?
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Heh, that's like saying my mention of Shiva rips off SquareSoft.
 
Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: Semidevil
I'd like to thank Thor....

and my pet dragon Bahamut....
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way to rip off FFX 😛
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You do realize that neither Thor nor Bahamut are the intellectual property of SquareSoft, don't you?
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Of course, but that's where most people hear about them.

Lots of people know the names, but not too many people know where they come from.

I mean, Bahamut is a fish in the Muslim tradition, right? Not a dragon.
 
From onion.com:
God Finally Gives Shout-Out Back To All His Ni--az
"Right about now, I want to send a shout-out to each and every ni--a who's shown Me love through the years," said the Lord, His booming voice descending from Heaven. "I got mad love for each and every one of you ni--az. Y'all real ni--az out there, you know who you are. Y'all was there for me, and it's about time I'm-a give some love back to God's true crew." 'bout time G!
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Originally posted by: isasir
Originally posted by: logic1485
yes, in the Bollywood awards, many Gods have been thanked 😀
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Actually, I've always wondered if they have. I made this thread because a friend's friend won an award at some Indian award show this weekend, and I asked her if he thanked Allah (he didn't).
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not all indians are muslims.... so its not necessary that she thanked allah as allah is the god of muslims..

cheers
 
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